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KATG 3885: Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass

Keith’s here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit. January 17, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — The Hellos feat. Snikki
  • — 23-year-old woman enters an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inside her/Gen Z vs. lightbulbs and newspapers
  • — The second half of Smile 2 review
  • — Woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt dumps her husband and loses $855,000
  • — Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action review
  • — The Apprentice (Donald Trump biopic) and Nightbitch (dog-mom biopic) reviews
  • — NFL Playoffs 2025 - The final 8
  • — OnlyFans’ Bonnie Blue fucked 1,057 men in 12 hours
  • — Drake sues Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar calling him a certifiable pedophile

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Snikki's Lil 'rona
Snikki's Lil 'rona
Don't Touch?
Don't Touch?

The Demon in Smile and Smile 2
The Demon in Smile and Smile 2

Brad Pitt (left) and Anne (right)
Brad Pitt (left) and Anne (right)
Anne (left) and probably not Brad Pitt (right)
Anne (left) and probably not Brad Pitt (right)




The Steelers' Mike Tomlin
The Steelers' Mike Tomlin
Bonnie Blue, champeen
Bonnie Blue, champeen
Supreme Court Justice Judge Alito
Supreme Court Justice Judge Alito
Not Like Us
Not Like Us

KATG 3884: Over the Bus w/ Myq Kaplan

It’s the hilarious and KATG-prolific Myq Kaplan! The duo discusses Justy Dodge’s ring update and relatable shocking things, such as L.A. wildfires and NYC’s congestion pricing. They also discuss the UFC’s Dana White being hired to Meta’s (Instagram, Facebook) board of directors. Keith and Myq also discuss Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes as well as the Steelers long hard road to the Super Bowl. January 10, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Justy Dodge’s ring update!!!
  • — L.A. wildfires
  • — NYC’s congestion pricing
  • — Meta hires UFC’s Dana White as a board of director
  • — Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes
  • — The long hard road to the Super Bowl

Guests

Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

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Justy Dodge's ring!!!
Justy Dodge's ring!!!
"This ain't no disco ... "
"This ain't no disco ... "
" ... This is L.A."
" ... This is L.A."
Meta pals
Meta pals
Nikki Glaser
Nikki Glaser
Liz's Golden Globes score keeping ...
Liz's Golden Globes score keeping ...
... not even important
... not even important


KATG 3883: Floral Estrangements w/ Rebecca Fishbein

New KATG guest Rebecca Fishbein joins KATG to explain Fuck You Flowers, the new (but apparently classic) way of passive-aggressively sending floral arrangements. The duo not only discusses this new artful book, but they also cover Rebecca’s past features and essays covering her life with thoughts on ghosts, the government, and sex with your roommate. January 5, 2025
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Keith gave Liz these "and then some other shit"
Keith gave Liz these "and then some other shit"
RIP
RIP
Winner winner chicken dinner
Winner winner chicken dinner
NYC's new Congestion Pricing
NYC's new Congestion Pricing
Jensen Ackles
Jensen Ackles
Jensen in The Boys and Supernatural
Jensen in The Boys and Supernatural

KATG 3882: The Ring Two w/ Justy Dodge

Justy Dodge is back for the follow-up to her potential holiday promise/engagement ring and the dog she’s trying to save as well as to help discuss Keith and Liz’s Christmas, a new card from Keith’s dad, and your phone listening to your thoughts at this very moment. January 4, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Justy Dodge updates: The Christmas Ring, the abused dog, her boyfriend’s hypochondria, and not being able to breathe
  • — Keith and Liz’s Christmas 2024 feat. her daughter
  • — Keith’s dad’s 2024 Christmas card to Keith
  • — Killing a crowd with your car and the bombed Cybertruck outside of a Trump building
  • — Donald Trump’s Christmas message and his collection of other countries
  • — Matt Gaetz’s House Ethics report
  • — The NYC subway fire attack and uncaring cops
  • — UnitedHealthcare and Luigi Mangione
  • — Apple’s $95 million cash lawsuit over Siri violating users’ privacy
  • — Netflix’s Torching 2024

Guests

Justy DodgeJusty Dodge

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Seriously, All Rights Reserved
Seriously, All Rights Reserved
THIS IS REAL
THIS IS REAL

KATG 3881: Series of Fortunate Events presents: The 2024 Wrap-Up w/ MeMe Cherry

The great MeMe Cherry turns the tables and interviews Keith. As featured on her podcast Series of Fortunate Events, this is the wrap-up that delves into everything that slapped us across the face in the last 365 days. Whether it’s KATG losing the original TG, spectrum diagnoses, discovering a new you, finding brand new love, or everything that affected us all (Moo Deng, Brat Summer, Hawk Tuah, Paul vs. Tyson, Chappell Roan, a literal convict being your president, Wordle’s BEAUT and SALLY, Diddy and Bobby-Z, etc.), the duo covers it. What are their favorite pop culture moments? Oh, it gets real. Pip pip. Be sure to take a look at SOFEpod.com. December 30, 2024
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Guests

MeMe CherryMeMe Cherry

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MeMe's Mama Caleste
MeMe's Mama Caleste
Moo Deng
Moo Deng
Charlie XCX (Brat Summer)
Charlie XCX (Brat Summer)
Ms. Hawk Tuah (mugshot to come later)
Ms. Hawk Tuah (mugshot to come later)
Fake fighting
Fake fighting
Chappell Roan
Chappell Roan

KATG 3880: The Ring w/ Justy Dodge

Justy Dodge might be gifted an engagement ring on Christmas, and Keith is more invested than she is. The duo discusses new love, heartbreak, self-harm, and Luigi Mangione conspiracies. Happy holidays! December 20, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Justy Dodge might be getting The Ring for Christmas!!!
  • — Talking to kids about self-harm
  • — Luigi Mangione conspiracies
  • — The Starbucks boycott
  • — Justy Dolittle, animal lover
  • — Woman invited 70 co-workers to her wedding and only 1 showed up

Guests

Justy DodgeJusty Dodge

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Justy's Christmas tree
Justy's Christmas tree
Keith's Christmas tree
Keith's Christmas tree
Luigi revisiting NYC
Luigi revisiting NYC

Nutella
Nutella

KATG 3879: Kraven Moorehead

Keith is here to discuss his rage for how you play on social media, TIME magazine’s two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump, Matt Gaetz, the Luigi Mangione non-reward, and Keith’s viewing of the latest “Marvel” movie Kraven the Hunter. December 18, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Polarization: Social media silliness
  • — 5:06 New Jersey representative lies about his Spotify Wrapped
  • — 9:08 TIME magazine’s two-time Man of the Year Donald J. Trump vows to pardon the Jan. 6th Insurrection rioters on Day One
  • — 11:30 Matt Gaetz tries to get ahead of his House Ethics report
  • — 14:54 Luigi Mangione and the $60,000 reward that no one will get feat. Diddy, Jay-Z, and Beyoncé’s name change
  • — 24:50 The Madison, Wisconsin school shooting and how to spot if your child is a killer
  • — 27:49 Kraven the Hunter and Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story reviews
  • — 45:22 Jaime Foxx gets a glass thrown at his dead from a member of Dickhouse Productions
  • — 48:15 A pregnant Megan Fox leaves Machine Gun Kelly over something on his phone/Megan Fox’s Subservience and Till Death reviews
  • — 53:33 What we learned

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Cindy Adams
Cindy Adams
The Bruce Springsteen Spotify Wrapped liar
The Bruce Springsteen Spotify Wrapped liar



Jay-Z and Diddy
Jay-Z and Diddy










KATG 3878: It’s a-me, Luigi! w/ Felicia Gillespie

It’s the return of Felicia Gillespie! Keith and Felicia discuss doctors, insurance, and the latest on CEO killer Luigi Mangione. They also discuss comedy, truth, and the 82nd Golden Globe nominations. December 11, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Football break-ins and Bill Belichick
  • — Hot Frosty revisited
  • — Doctors, insurance, and the latest on Luigi Mangione
  • — The 82nd Golden Globe nominations
  • — Comedy, truth, and Emo Philips

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Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow


It's Anyone's Game: The Hot Frosty snowmen competition
It's Anyone's Game: The Hot Frosty snowmen competition
Hot Frosty in snow form
Hot Frosty in snow form
Hot Frosty in human form
Hot Frosty in human form
CEO killer Luigi Mangione
CEO killer Luigi Mangione

Meanwhile it was Red Guy who did it!
Meanwhile it was Red Guy who did it!
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Emo in Weird Al's UHF
Emo in Weird Al's UHF

KATG 3877: UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooter Luigi Mangione’s Arrest, Jay-Z’s Rape Accusation, and Drake Being a Total Bitch w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Welp, they caught him: One Luigi Mangione. To get through this sad day, Keith is joined by Rod and Karen Morrow in a special episode wrapping up KATG’s recent content and diving deep into the healthcare CEO killing aftermath, Jay-Z being accused of raping a 13-year-old alongside P. Diddy, and Drake being a total bitch. December 9, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Today’s Sponsor: McDonald’s Onions
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shooter Luigi Mangione arrested eating in an Altoona, PA McDonald’s
  • — Remembering KATG.com 3874: White Noise w/ Courtney Maginnis: Beetlejuice, Pittsburgh Steelers and HBO Max’s Hard Knocks, and downplaying good things for attention
  • — Remembering KATG.com 3875: Wrapped and Replayed w/ Danny Vega: Hunter Biden, snobbery, and pretension
  • — Remembering KATG.com 3876: Hot Frosty w/ Katharine Heller and Betsy Helmuth: ROD MORROW’S FRIEND RUSSELL HAINLINE WROTE HOT FROSTY!!!
  • — Jay-Z accused of raping a 13-year-old in 2000 alongside P. Diddy
  • — Drake’s lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar and their label over immorally bumping up Kendrick’s play numbers

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UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter Luigi Mangione
UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter Luigi Mangione




KATG 3876: Hot Frosty w/ Katharine Heller and Betsy Helmuth

Besties Betsy Helmuth and Katharine Heller join Keith as he discusses the remembrance of his mother, the holiday juggernaut Hot Frosty, SNL, explaining masturbation to your children, and the “search” for the healthcare CEO shooter. May all your holidays be magical. December 8, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Honoring Keith’s dead mother feat. Hot Frosty
  • — SNL season 50 episode 8
  • — The Wicked.com lawsuit/parents explaining masturbation to their kids
  • — The “search” for the healthcare CEO shooter
  • — Brain rot, Donald Trump’s new Space Czar, and Trump’s $199 cologne called Fight, Fight, Fight that he says “smells like victory”

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Hunter Biden and Church Lady
Hunter Biden and Church Lady
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