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KATG 3907: Good Game, No Rematch w/ Mike Drucker

Comedian and author Mike Drucker discusses his new book Good Game, No Rematch, which explores his life through his love of video games. Keith and Mike also discuss NYC’s subway necrophilia, Donald Trump’s perfect 2025 annual physical examination, and Katy Perry discussing the joys of being an astronaut. April 16, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s birthday and the anniversary of his Dad talking to Keith’s ex-wife behind his back
  • — Keith’s upcoming move and NYC’s subway necrophilia
  • — Donald Trump’s perfect 2025 annual physical examination
  • — Katy Perry, astronaut
  • — Mike Druker’s Good Game, No Rematch feat. video game movies feat. Minecraft
  • — Religious movies and your favorite celebrities
  • — Sperm Racing

Guests

Mike DruckerMike Drucker

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Katy Perry, astronaut
Katy Perry, astronaut
Keith earned it! Proved it to Atari with a Polaroid!
Keith earned it! Proved it to Atari with a Polaroid!
The A Mindcraft Movie Warning
The A Mindcraft Movie Warning
Black Mirror: Plaything
Black Mirror: Plaything




KATG 3906: Mutiny w/ Eric Fazzini

Keith met Eric Fazzini through Brother Love, and the two became fast voice message buddies. Eric explains his ska band, the differences between audiences around the world, family, classmates, and politics. April 11, 2025
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  • — 0:00 Murder Scene Pasta Sauce feat. Eric Fazzini’s foley work/Mutiny, ska, Voodoo Glow Skulls, tattoos, and audiences around the world feat. punishers and melters
  • — 25:47 The Wire and remembering Black Mirror
  • — 29:36 Eric Fazzini’s older emails and his cancer-ridden testicle
  • — 35:57 Keith’s new love and the people that “knew it”/Old classmates on social media
  • — 39:51 BE COOL!: Trump, tariffs, the stock market, and the 1st Amendment
  • — 47:35 Steve Buscemi puncher sentenced to 6 months in jail/More airplane disasters/ER creator's wife sues Noah Wyle and The Pitt/Damon Wayans fell in love with his nephew’s ex-girlfriend
  • — 56:56 The Recap/Mutiny presents This Is a Eulogy

Guests

Eric FazziniEric Fazzini

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Eric SKAzzini's band
Eric SKAzzini's band
The band feat. Eric (far left)
The band feat. Eric (far left)
The CARNALES tattoo feat. Honorable Mention: A turtle tattoo that's some kinda dick joke
The CARNALES tattoo feat. Honorable Mention: A turtle tattoo that's some kinda dick joke
Steve Buscemi and his puncher
Steve Buscemi and his puncher



KATG 3905: Hands Off! w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

In a very special episode of Last Week on KATG, Rod and Karen Morrow cover the news of Keith’s big move, the earth-shattering A Minecraft Movie, Val Kilmer, the sick shit Daredevil is up to, and the nationwide Trump administration protests. April 8, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s move from NYC to Charlotte
  • — Movie Corner: A Working Man, A Minecraft Movie, Death of a Unicorn, and DEI actors
  • — Remembering Val Kilmer
  • — Daredevil: Born Again
  • — Reviewing 3903: Welcome to the Jungle w/ Casey James Salengo feat. Trump’s new tariffs, the Hands Off! protests, and Kid Rock
  • — Reviewing 3904: Qualification w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau feat. polyamory, Keith’s dad, and Russell Brand
  • — Reviewing 188: Yippie! Feat. Keith’s cucks and The Righteous Gemstones

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The new iOS 18.4 emojis
The new iOS 18.4 emojis


A Working Man: Shit, Keith has company
A Working Man: Shit, Keith has company




Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer

Keith's stolen cassette
Keith's stolen cassette
He haz your moneys?
He haz your moneys?




A VERY popular right-wing newspaper
A VERY popular right-wing newspaper
Jesse Watters
Jesse Watters
Ben Shapiro
Ben Shapiro
REAL WORLD PROBLEMS: Under Trump your Peeps are up in cost over 50%
REAL WORLD PROBLEMS: Under Trump your Peeps are up in cost over 50%

Kid Rock and Your President in the Oval Office (completely real)
Kid Rock and Your President in the Oval Office (completely real)
Elon Musk buying votes in Wisconsin (completely real)
Elon Musk buying votes in Wisconsin (completely real)

KATG 3904: Qualification w/ Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau

True open books Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau revisit KATG to discuss polyamory and infidelity as well as sobriety and temptation. The duo also helps Keith navigate his dad emailing, “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions? Keith also has breaking news: He’s leaving New York City?! Also, today’s Celebrity Rape Corner features comedian, actor, author, and recent Jesus disciple, spiritual guide, and crystal salesman Russell Brand. April 4, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Polyamory and infidelity
  • — Patrick Holbert’s special Qualification: sobriety and temptation
  • — Keith’s dad asks Keith: “Are we able to be respectful friends, without conditions?
  • — BREAKING NEWS: Keith to leave NYC
  • — Cory Booker’s 25-hour and 5-minute record-breaking filibuster
  • — Celebrity Rape Corner: Russell Brand
  • — Asteroid 2024 YR4, on course to hit Earth, reroutes to the moon

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Somerset, PA's Le Bernardin
Somerset, PA's Le Bernardin
Eat pizza, get fat
Eat pizza, get fat
A Pizza Hut exclusive
A Pizza Hut exclusive
BOOYAKASHA!
BOOYAKASHA!
Cory Booker, 25-hour and 5-minute filibuster record-breaker
Cory Booker, 25-hour and 5-minute filibuster record-breaker
Celebrity Rape Corner: Russell Brand
Celebrity Rape Corner: Russell Brand

KATG 3903: Welcome to the Jungle w/ Casey James Salengo

Casey James Salengo joins Keith to discuss Casey’s second candid comedy special: Welcome to the Jungle. The duo discusses April Fools’ Day in 2025, the bad boys of Impractical Jokers, and family, partners, SSRIs, therapy, sex, role-playing, love languages, making babies, and fights physical and otherwise. April 1, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 2025’s April Fools
  • — Up to 2 of the 4 Impractical Jokers are sexual bad boys
  • — Casey James Salengo’s Welcome to the Jungle

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impractical Jokers' James Murray and Joe Gatto
impractical Jokers' James Murray and Joe Gatto
R.I.P. Mom
R.I.P. Mom
Kanye West, right (completely real)
Kanye West, right (completely real)

KATG 3902: Working Classholes presents Keith’s Dad: The Movie

Keith has a sit-down with Working Classholes’ Josh Accardo and Ed McGowan to discuss their upcoming project of filming skits covering the beyond ridiculous stories that Keith’s father has been sharing for decades. Subscribe to the Working Classholes podcast, and be sure to check out KATG.com/DAD March 26, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — A real goody
  • — The Sandwich King of Wendy’s
  • — The forced Good Mornings
  • — Keith not going to his mom’s funeral to avoid his dad/Planning Father Malley’s funeral
  • — Magic and Johnny Carson
  • — Training the American weightlifting team to win gold at the Olympics
  • — The second fastest runner in Ohio
  • — Spying on your kids in school
  • — Keith’s potential exorcism, singing bravado, The Millionaire, and starting your own church
  • — Almost being the head of the U.S. Treasury, Being the head of the Vacuum Department, and being fired from Truck Driving School
  • — Prince Michael G. Malley

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Don't get me wrong. I still killed it.
Don't get me wrong. I still killed it.
Fuck. I coulda played GOODY!!!
Fuck. I coulda played GOODY!!!
Keith's dad
Keith's dad
Sorry if I was STANDING!!!
Sorry if I was STANDING!!!
Josh wasn't wrong
Josh wasn't wrong

KATG 3901: The Severance Season 2 Finale/Wicked Part 1 Special w/ Jason Ouellette

Jason Ouellette (aka B. Jason) joins Keith, who just saw the movie Wicked! And Keith’s got thoughts! Uh oh! He also finished Severance Season 2! Fuck! He also has opinions on Snow White, the Gaza war, and 23andMe selling your DNA! Good luck! March 25, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Hernias and being a man
  • — 5:55 Impractical Jokers’ Joe Gatto’s sexual assault accusation
  • — 10:03 Severance’s Season 2 finale/Daredevil: Born Again
  • — 16:07 2025’s Snow White, racism, and the current Gaza war/Trump’s team accidentally adds the wrong person to secret talks regarding bombing Yemen/Elon Musk’s 20-year-old transgender daughter vs. her dad/23andMe and your DNA
  • — 28:20 Wicked Part 1 review
  • — 43:27 B. Jason’s upcoming music: Hello Rangoon/B. Jason’s voices and Donald Trump deeming a painting he dislikes be removed from Colorado’s state capitol

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What Keith saw when he walked into his bathroom
What Keith saw when he walked into his bathroom


Impractical Joker Joe Gatto
Impractical Joker Joe Gatto

2025's Snow "White"
2025's Snow "White"



The asked for painting that Trump demanded be replaced
The asked for painting that Trump demanded be replaced

KATG 3900: Here Comes the Sun w/ Skulk, the Hulking

Keith, the Genius, is joined by new guest Skulk, the Hulking to discuss Keith’s Wordle in one (oh this’ll be insufferable), appreciating otherwise unappreciated music (good job, Keith), 2025 Nazis (oh nooooo), and Tracy Morgan vomiting courtside (maybe he’s pregnant?). Keith sums up the Alec Baldwin-related documentary Last Take: Rust and the Story of Halyna, and AI added the parenthesis. March 20, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — KEITH GOT WORDLE IN ONE
  • — Love in the Spring
  • — Art and AI
  • — 2025 Nazis
  • — Luigi Mangione’s $722,000 (and climbing) donated defense fund
  • — Tracy Morgan vomits courtside
  • — Donald Trump knows his son Barron is a genius because he can turn on a laptop after Dad turns it off
  • — The now public 80,000 JFK files
  • — Alec Baldwin and Last Take: Rust and the Story of Halyna

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KATG 3899: Poker & Porn w/ Kenna James

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and, to help celebrate, poker champion (and apparently life coach!) Kenna James talks with Keith about everything poker, porn, life, and love. Kenna talks poker scams, reading people, getting into strangers’ heads, and practical poker strategies for the amateur. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. March 17, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Poker and Pornography
  • — St. Patrick’s Day
  • — Unprepared guests
  • — Poker scams, reading people, getting into strangers’ heads, and practical poker strategies for the amateur

Guests

Kenna JamesKenna James

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Kenna James
Kenna James
The Sopranos S2 E6: The Happy Wanderer
The Sopranos S2 E6: The Happy Wanderer
The Pornhub Community
The Pornhub Community

KATG 3898: Naming Names

I love promoting new shit; just have a computer, have a separate mic, and have separate headphones. I’ll take care of the rest. Jesus Lord God in Heaven. Hi, it’s me, Keith. Give a fuuuu***uuck! From Last Week on KATG, here is me appropriately raging. Thank you. March 12, 2025
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