https://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/ Keith and The Girl en Fri, 21 Aug 2026 19:52:52 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/images/element/misc/rss.jpg https://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/ https://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/f5/3996-boys-weekend-carowinds-i-mean-gun-range-new-tattoo-23307/ Thu, 20 Aug 2026 21:47:13 GMT All 4 of the dogs are together! Thanks to Keith’s excellent planning, he’s joined by the whole gang featuring Big Dick Blaine, Buddy Rick, and Killer... All 4 of the dogs are together! Thanks to Keith’s excellent planning, he’s joined by the whole gang featuring Big Dick Blaine, Buddy Rick, and Killer Kyle. BBQ? CHECK! Guns? CHECK! Titties? CHECK! Theme Park? Pardon?

Guests:
Blaine


Buddy Rick


Kyle Thompson



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Blaine



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Guests:
Brother Love


Katharine Heller


Newsy


Robert Alvarez



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Guest:
Robert Alvarez



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Guest:
Rod Morrow



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[VIPINFO]LW[/VIPINFO] ]]> Last Week on KATG Keith https://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/f50/370-shows-3991-3992-a-23303/ https://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/f5/3991-keith-malley-silver-dragon-w-robert-alvarez-23302/ Wed, 12 Aug 2026 14:21:40 GMT The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK) Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike,... The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK)

Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike, one of their greatest interns. They also take calls, do speed-readings, and deal with April pendejos.

Guest:
Robert Alvarez



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Guests:
Blaine


Buddy Rick



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Guests:
Jeremy Schultz


Robert Alvarez



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Guests:
Blaine


Buddy Rick



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Guest:
Rod Morrow



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[VIPINFO]LW[/VIPINFO] ]]> Last Week on KATG Keith https://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/f50/369-shows-3986-3990-a-23298/ https://www.keithandthegirl.com/forums/f5/3990-katg-76-hour-marathon-witching-hour-w-robert-alvarez-friends-23297/ Tue, 04 Aug 2026 19:00:26 GMT Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically... Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading in-studio guests as well as callers over the phone. From love, money, and travels to something else I’m sure, it all gets covered. Also, there’s animosity in the room, but Robert can’t be deterred from rising above it all.

Guest:
Robert Alvarez



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Guest:
Robert Alvarez



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Guests:
JessNYC


Robert Alvarez



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Guests:
Blaine


Buddy Rick



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