2780: Jesus Christmas

[Keith]

with Brother Love and Sarah Tomek — Brolo and Sarah’s 2nd wedding anniversary; Brolo’s commercial library; proving Jesus Christ is real; a church that passes out joints to worshippers; a menorah burns down a house and kills a wife and 3 kids; Donald Trump allows us to say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, and he changes the presidential momento coin; the Times Square ball; drunk man hijacks an ambulance thinking its his Audi; New Yorker names kids Winner and Loser to opposite results; Mexican man has 1½-foot-long penis; man has uncontrollable orgasms every time he lies down

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[da_ticklah]

The cheat code for Brolo is Israel, southern Christians have a positive hard-on for Israel and telling them you are from there will likely get you a right on. But they may expect you to be pro Trump because they are confused and think Trump is a Christian

[Mermaid]

I absolutely can't identify a person as Jewish or not. There is a synagogue down the street from my childhood home, so obviously there were Jewish people around. But I would never know who is who.

Now that I'm older I'm almost certain I had a Jewish stepdad for a few years. At the time I just assumed he was super lightskinned cause he had a curly fro. (I was 5)

I would see Chemda's face and think "she's from somewhere hot. Probably the middle east. But maybe northern India." and would probably assume Muslim as your religion cause thats more common down here.

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Apia

Yey, a new show!
2017 was a great year for me, and I hope 2018 will be good as well.

- still happily married to my hot Software Ingenieur husband
- kids are healthy and most time fun
- I got a raise of about 1000 dollars a month
- I'm fit and I look good

Please don't hate me.

LUV YOU... it's myself I hate the most...

[FingerLakes]

that resse's pieces commercial was my fave

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Keith, I was in bar on Christmas and saw that the Steelers were kicking the asses of the [other team]. I thought of you fondly,
As I often do on these cold nights

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Apia

...
And hating yourself is lots of work. Do something better with this energy.

That was very nice of you to say.

But to be clear it's really easy and not much work at all. You could say it comes naturally.

[Archimedes_Screw]

[QUOTE=Apia;865536]Yey, a new show!
2017 was a great year for me, and I hope 2018 will be good as well.

- still happily married to my hot Software Ingenieur husband
- kids are healthy and most time fun
- I got a raise of about 1000 dollars a month
- I'm fit and I look good
Hell yeah! Good for you miss.

[kat666]

I cant answer on this poll. I suspect not, but I would like to hope it might be

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Apia

Just think you are a normal, lovable person.

LOL Hope

LOL Self Esteem

Haha. Apia, you’re absolutely right. Some of us, (unfortunately) aren’t inherently wired that way. But you’re dropping wisdom, to be wisdom- to be sure.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I voted Yes to poll. New year. New Beginnings. Life is good.

[The Girl]

I am in the middle of reading The Six Pillars of Self Esteem. Very dense. Very excellent. Very helpful. Very recommended.



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