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33 year old gay guy with boyfriend

The "Hottest" Sex Ever: How I Got Jalepano Peppers Up My Ass!

Romance takes many forms but last night took a twist that ended up in hilarious laughter. Mr. Sports said that he bought all the ingredients for a home cooked meal. Arriving around dinner time, we multitask by kissing, cooking, conversing and drinking beer. We prepared a mint mango/green pepper/red pepper medley (garnished with jalapeno peppers cut by Mr. Sports) with lime-infused shrimp. Beer was the perfect match for the dinner.

Another fantastic time was in-store and I was in heat to get undressed and move to the bedroom. After watching a film, we got romantic and hands wandered all over each other's bodies. At some point long into the experience, Mr. Sport stuck one finger up my ass and all of a sudden I was burning-- Really, Burning. It was just one finger which was so unusual to cause all this "pain" and I kept thinking that I must be imagining all this as we kept kissing and grabbing each other. We're in the moment-- Ya Know!

Attraction is stronger than pain -- eh? Well -- No! I had to request a short break so that I could adjust the tunes and get another drink. I don't know what prompted me to stick my finger in my clean ass and lick it. Perhaps, I was checking for an injury or something else -- I really can not say for certain as to the reason -- but my mouth started burning in flames from jalapenos. Yes, I had jalapeno pepper juice up my ass! I can't believe how I discovered this -- you know what I mean? -- and I can not believe that I confirmed what I thought. I have jalapeno pepper ass and need immediate help!

I admit to him the situation. We bust out laughing because we can't believe the twist of events. He was still in disbelief making claims of washing hands but he is a gentleman. He asked what could he do to help me and I told him that he is going to have to eat the jalapeno pepper juice out of my ass-- and in a hurry! So, my legs fly up in the air and he is down there licking away -- his mouth in flames -- trying to rescue me from my situation! Periodic stops to drink more beer were needed and about another 15 minutes of licking, I started to find relief.

Of course, he still is in a state of disbelief but came around when he took out his contacts. Yes, Mr. Sports was blind-sided by his own fingers. We paused to seriously consider discontinuing our sex since we were laughing so hard. We physically COULD NOT continue sex since jalapeno was on our foreheads, nipples, cocks and ass -- and now in Mr. Sport's eyes! We must of been sweating a great bit and the essence had travelled all over our bodies. Our mouths were in flames and we licked each other everywhere.... and there was not enough beer in the house to stop the "hott-ness." We showered and still had residue on us this morning but I can now admit that I have had the "hottest" sex-- ever!