Show Notes

• — It's That Time Of The Year: I might be an adult, but I have no idea how to avoid or handle a hangover!!!
• — VP: For three days after the marathon I would just fall asleep anywhere I was
• — Jeremy Womp Womp: Yeah I won, but I didn't even want to win, I hate my life
• — Keep On Rocking In The Free World: No one gives a shit about Neil Young, where's Pearl Jam?
• — ABUUUUH: Mr. Scooter the Funny has to act like a retard all night, which would be good cause I would challenge that all day long
• — Your Moral Standing: Rosemary's Baby is an excellent movie, who cares if a convicted child rapist made it?
• — Beating And Kidnapping: Scientologists beat and kidnap children. Do other religions do that? Oh, they do? No Scientology show then!
• — Titanic-Sized Problems: Sam Mendes and Kate Winslet split up. Kate was bored, just like his boring movies, the relationship hit an iceberg
• — Tipping The World: A 604 pound woman's fantasy is to weight 1000 pounds, you need the jaws of life to find this lady's pussy
• — Shoot The Freak: A bearded lady, a Mexican and a midget that stepped on glass, this is just rude