1063: The Falcon Has Landed

Show Notes

• — The Atkins Diet: It's a very meaty existence I have, I eat uncircumcised meat and circumcised meat
• — KATG Tattoo #47: Elvis, how about FIX ME ASSHOLE tattooed across your chest
• — Double Exhausted: Picture you had an orgasm, now you just had another one
• — The Ham's Bear Beer: A bear wanders into a store, as it turns out beers like bears
• — College Tour: Ben Lerman sells himself to campuses at colleges, it's a good thing they needed a gay
• — Mr. Perfect, Mr. Boner: Malcolm Jamal-Warner, if none of you remember, was was the gay guy on the Cosby show
• — Your Scheme: Why would these crazy attention whores think they would get so much attention for a boy in a balloon?
• — Liar, Liar: When I was 10 I decided to ditch school by hiding in the attic, I said I was doing a report on Anne Frank and I wanted to see what it was like
• — Where The Wild Things Are: Kids watch porn on the Internet, I don't see how this is so controversial
• — Paranormal Activity: The sleeper hit was produced on a budget of $11,000. Sounds like a shitty movie to me.
• — Couples Retreat: You're not cursing, but every other scene is testicles in the face
• — The Stepfather: All he wants is nice family values, so if you do anything wrong he will kill you