1269: Not Interested

Show Notes

• — Pat's Penis: I don’t know what more clarification I can provide. My dick hurts!
• — Pro Joyce: Pat thinks Jesse Joyce's CD titles are no good
• — Ancy: Chemda gets bored at Comic Con and messes with people in their costumes
• — Enjoy Your Hickies!: Artists' tables at Comic Con are fucking awkward
• — You Are A Prostitute: People signing autographs at Comic Con charge too much and take advantage of their fans
• — Star Wars: Keith ends up taking a dump next to Darth Vader
• — Tight Lips: A Mississippi attorney is jailed for refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance and generally being an asshole
• — Babe Vigoda: Keith creates a show concept based around an infant version of Abe Vigoda
• — KATG Tattoo #75: A listener gets inked in the spirit of new beginnings
• — Creepin: Brett Favre sends unwarranted dick pics to Jenn Sterger
• — Nude Pics: Guys should put a hand by their dick and ladies shouldn't spread open their pussies
• — Jackass 3D: Keith un-invites Pat to his Jackass 3D party
• — Elm Street: Wes Craven is a horrible director
• — Face Your Fear: Facing social awkwardness and public speaking is what's really scary
• — Failure: A woman glues her eyes shut with super glue that she thought was eye drops
• — Attempted Murder?: A couple mistakes anti-freeze for Vermouth and end up poisoning themselves
• — Cornelia Street: Pat didn't invite Keith to his show