1647: Non-Negotiable

Show Notes

• — It's Phallic: Prolific actress Tess Paras appeared on Weeds and was starstruck meeting Mary Louise Parker
• — Walking Down The Street: Keith and Tess get their improv on
• — Meat Distributer: Chemda is a terrible salesperson, so sign up for KATG VIP
• — Time Travel Machine: Keith and a listener share their experiences of girlfriends with sleep amnesia
• — Too Fit: Michael Clarke Duncan of The Green Mile fame died, and a news agency mixed him up with Terry Crews
• — Technically: A listener found scientific evidence that space is dumb
• — Water Damage: Chemda's phone is funked up after spending too much time in her bra
• — Now We're Talking: Keith reenacts Tess' Crystal Light commercial
• — I Value You: Keith got a Yahoo Toolbar virus and Chemda ignored him out of kindness
• — For Your Sweetheart: A jewelry shop is giving away free guns to customers
• — Town To Town: Keith did not enjoy The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• — Keeping It: Dan Allen got married two months ago and Keith made abortion jokes about his impending baby
• — A Little Ridiculous: Listeners were evenly divided over whether or not there should be a new Civil War
• — Vote For This Guy: Keith can't stand Tom Cotter on America's Got Talent
• — Frontrunner: Tess hosts a show called Dirty Talk Dating and doesn't know what to say about her own love life
• — Kansas Or Something: Chemda met Danny's dad who turned out to be a big fan of the show