1702: Rhyme and Reason

Show Notes

• — KA is Back: Keith is back in the studio after a harrowing two-and-a-half week stay in the hospital
• — Frankenburger: The Second Burger-Off is out now, complete with off-color Hurricane Sandy jokes
• — Merry Jewmas: Chemda is unfamiliar with most Christmas customs, which blows most peoples' mind
• — Merry Fakemas: Atheists have a far greater disadvantage in society than religious people do
• — Lindsay Blowhan: Poor Lindsay Lohan is on another self-destructive bender after the failure of Liz & Dick
• — Supervillains: Keith McNally plans to be Keith Malley's #1 enemy. Meanwhile McNally claims to be friends with Spooky, Jeremy, Max Darwin and everybody else who had a fallout with Keith and Chemda
• — #lifesaver: Shannen Doherty humblebragged her way through a 911 call after someone on Twitter threatened to commit suicide
• — Numb: A recent elementary school shooting claimed the lives of 27 people — including 20 children — and America is still stockpiling assault rifles