2053: Unnecessary Roughness

Show Notes

• — The Return of Snakedick: Chris Iacono, for the first time in more than 2 years, is in studio
• — They Call Me Brooklyn: Chris moved to Denver because he was sick of the NYC stand-up comedy scene and to help his friend start a new business
• — Mile-High: Chris talks about the process he went through to get his medical marijuana license and how great it is to be a stoner in Colorado
• — Worldwide Distributed Ledger: Chris made high 5 figures by investing in Bitcoin
• — New Heights Of Mediocrity: Apple has released instructions for users wanting to delete the free U2 album from their library
• — Greatest Hit: Ray Rice is planning to appeal his suspension from the NFL, who postponed a Rihanna performance set to air during a Baltimore/Ravens game, much to Rihanna’s consternation. Chris Brown took it upon himself to offer Ray some advice.
• — Switching It Up: Newly reinstated Vikings player Adrian Peterson beat another of his kids more than a year ago. Other NFL players have recently been arrested on domestic violence charges.
• — Crotchety: A Philadelphia Phillies pitcher grabbed his crotch while his own crowd booed him and was suspended for 7 games. Former baseball player and racist homophobe John Rocker is a contestant on the new season of Survivor
• — Daniele Chained: A black actress who appeared in Django Unchained was arrested on suspicion of being a prostitute after kissing her white boyfriend in public.
• — But It’s Fake Blood: Urban Outfitters is in hot water for listing a 'vintage' blood-stained Kent State sweatshirt for sale
• — Miss 'Murica: Miss New York was crowned Miss America
• — Rich And Bored: Bruce Willis' daughters posed for some very erotic topless photos together
• — The Body Guard: Lindsay Lohan worked in a morgue as part of her court-ordered community service and claimed she handled Whitney Houston's body bag, which the LA coroner's office denied