2319: Look Into My Eyes

Show Notes

• — Colorado Sober: Dan Soder and Joe List, neither of whom drink anymore, are in studio
• — Shit Shoe Guy: Joe, who was only 2 months dry when he last appeared on KATG, gives an update on his sobriety and retells the story of his feces-and-vomit-covered rock bottom
• — The Easiest Mark In Politics: A supporter of Bernie Sanders to the tune of $100, Joe almost became a Martin O’Malley supporter after meeting him at an airport.
• — Please Laugh At Me: The gang discusses making eye contact with audience members from the stage
• — No More Baby Parts: Joe, who had a crazy wart situation, and Chemda send monthly donations to Planned Parenthood. Dan tried to donate but they wouldn’t take his money.
• — Wheelchair People: A suicide bomber who evaded Somali airport security because he was in a wheelchair detonated a bomb in an airplane but ended up killing only himself. Donald Trump thinks terrorists deserve waterboarding and anyone who says otherwise, including Ted Cruz, is a pussy.
• — Lie From New York: Hillary Clinton called out Bernie Sanders for appearing on Saturday Night Live instead of going to Flint like she did, omitting the fact that she was on SNL in October
• — Plead The Fifth: $2,000,000 Wu-Tang Clan album owner Martin Shkreli’s recent court antics and Ghostface Killah threat video are discussed