2654: Family First

Show Notes

• — The Gang Is Back Together: Jessie Jolles and Lawrence DeLoach are in studio
• — High On Cocaine: Keith’s dog Casey Jones ate a bottle of Adderall just before the show started
• — Megacolon: A 22-year-old Chinese man had been constipated since birth. Surgeons removed almost 30 pounds of compacted fecal matter.
• — Half Of A Father: The gang talks about their relationships with fathers and their phone calls with their dads
• — Gender Neutrality: KATG apprentice Hann Cowger is switching their pronouns to them/they
• — BAILIFF!: The gang talks about their interactions with the justice system
• — Life Sentence: A 70-year-old Kansas City man robbed a bank and turned himself in to the cops so that he didn’t have to live at home with his wife
• — Your Car’s A Pussy: The next chapter of the dinged car saga unfolds. Keith reads the back and forth emails.
• — Just The Tip: A man attempted to steal the tip jar from a bagel store in Queens. When a worker tried to stop the suspect, he punched him in the face and ran off with the money.
• — Please And Thank You: A Virginia coffee shop is giving customers huge discounts for being polite to the servers when ordering