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3952: A Penny Earned w/ Calvin Cato

If you’re in NYC (the second greatest city on Earth) check out his debut stand-up special in person! Say hi! Meanwhile, catch up the C.C. right now as Cato and Keith discuss the government's reopening, Calvin’s butt closing, and Keith wondering if he’s being respected at home. The duo talks about therapy, dating debacles, and deliberately smelling your own socks after a fruitful day. Cheers. November 14, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — The American government’s reopening
  • — The end of the penny
  • — A new list of people rage-quit on Keith in Madden
  • — Keith’s girlfriend seems to not respect Keith’s military service
  • — Trump non-empathetically stares at a person passing out in the Oval Office
  • — Trump tells you why it’s best the government doesn’t cover your health insurance
  • — Trump insists on spraying his Trump cologne on the president of Syria
  • — Keith shames a person into taking off his MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat
  • — Almost 40% of the KATG audience have deliberately smelled their socks after a busy day or activity
  • — Calvin Cato’s therapy lies, people living life obliviously, and Calvin’s plan to be a millionaire off of game shows
  • — Calvin Cato’s dating debacles
  • — Guillermo del Toro Gómez’s sexy Frankenstein feat. Predator: Badlands, Christy, The Running Man remake, and Spinal Tap II.
  • — Keith hypes up Calvin Cato prior to his stand-up taping

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Keith's new round of rage-quitting ass-fucks
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