Uncast 184: Coxswain and Furkkake
We start off talking about rowing and quickly Victoria explains that Bill Nighy has just made her list of old men she occasionally lusts after. Victoria discovers knitted duck feet for infants and gets offended before realizing babies have no sense of shame. This of course leads to the question of which is worse, beastiality or incest?
We stumble upon a story of 1200 Russians that drowned like domesticated turkeys. Victoria starts a campaign to have Mike Tyson replace Bob Ross on The Joy of Painting. We discuss the beer of the week before moving on to ice cream. Now I really want a beer float, don’t you? We then go on to slander Mr Wizard needs to have a crackhead as a replacement showing kids the science behind cooking drugs.
We discuss the overturning of Prop 8 and explain how the idea that this would lead to people marrying their pets is impossible. Victoria goes into some disturbing dreams she had recently. There’s a short article about a cheese truck crashing and catching fire. What awesomeness could that have brought? Roadside nachos anyone? Nope. Victoria would like to discuss more beastiality with furry sex, furkkakes and an inappropriate poster for Yogi Bear 3D.
We move on to male masturbation toys and end with the ten stupidest lyrics of all time according to beatcrave.com.