1671: Undecided

Keith · 10-17-2012, 03:10 PM

"That's not why we can't have jobs. It's 'cause my uterus hurts after five."

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WSEIII · 10-17-2012, 04:59 PM

I'll look into elevator shitting when I'm 90.

Course by then they will be transporters

"Scotty did you clean the shit off the transporter?" "Aye captain, but it still stinks."

marykae · 10-17-2012, 06:11 PM

11 minutes in, thanks for the mention. I think I will just follow Sparrow's suggestion of trying to get people to write me in. I like making people tell me I'm pretty. If enough people do not take the initiative then I probably wouldn't have made it all the way to the top anyway. It's nice to know early so I can move on and get back to posting pictures of my cat.

Keith · 10-17-2012, 07:07 PM

Pictures of your pussy, yes.

Nope, you're in the next round. Done and done.

marykae · 10-17-2012, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Pictures of your pussy, yes.

Nope, you're in the next round. Done and done.

Ok, but only if I do every single scavenger hunt picture, obviously.

I am worse at selling things than Chemda I think.

Keith · 10-17-2012, 07:17 PM

You already sold yourself, and now you're coming to my house telling me why you're defective.

That's it: You just won whole thing!

Enunciated Piffle · 10-17-2012, 08:51 PM

This is one of those polls where I'm like 'there's no way anyone can possibly vote yes - and have it be for real.' Is it possible to 'out' whoever does and make them explain the story here on the forums? Possibly read it on show? Also, does shitting into a bag and throwing it into an elevator count?

Keith · 10-17-2012, 09:29 PM

Yeah; you're goofy.

WSEIII · 10-17-2012, 09:38 PM

Good thing it was a single bed bug and not a queen sized one

only thing bad about this roach was you couldn't smoke it

get the best of the best

All the single ladies, with their 45's
All the single ladies, with their 45's
now put your hands up

smoke them if you got them

take a portion of the entertainers salaries and give it to the teachers and scientists

Keith · 10-17-2012, 09:51 PM

Montana and Nebraska... I tell ya.

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	I'll look into elevator shitting when I'm 90. Course by then they will be transporters "Scotty did you clean the shit off the transporter?" "Aye captain, but it still stinks." Last edited by WSEIII; 10-17-2012 at 09:43 PM. Reason: I'm a trekker
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marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	11 minutes in, thanks for the mention. I think I will just follow Sparrow's suggestion of trying to get people to write me in. I like making people tell me I'm pretty. If enough people do not take the initiative then I probably wouldn't have made it all the way to the top anyway. It's nice to know early so I can move on and get back to posting pictures of my cat.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,895	Pictures of your pussy, yes. Nope, you're in the next round. Done and done.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,895	You already sold yourself, and now you're coming to my house telling me why you're defective. That's it: You just won whole thing!
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	This is one of those polls where I'm like 'there's no way anyone can possibly vote yes - and have it be for real.' Is it possible to 'out' whoever does and make them explain the story here on the forums? Possibly read it on show? Also, does shitting into a bag and throwing it into an elevator count? Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 10-17-2012 at 08:53 PM. Reason: people are animals!
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,895	Yeah; you're goofy.
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Good thing it was a single bed bug and not a queen sized one only thing bad about this roach was you couldn't smoke it get the best of the best All the single ladies, with their 45's All the single ladies, with their 45's now put your hands up smoke them if you got them take a portion of the entertainers salaries and give it to the teachers and scientists
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10-17-2012, 09:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,895	Montana and Nebraska... I tell ya.
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