1668: Sexual Weirdness Guaranteed

[Keith]

"It started bleeding every time she got horny."


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[iheartnihilism]

(Haven't listened yet but...)

Sad faces in text are for shit like "I missed my bus! Now I have to wait another hour. " not "Just got back, mom has cancer. ". If it were really super serious, you wouldn't be using emoticons.

[Earl Dukes]

6:30 "There's dog shit everywhere! Get my test tubes!" - is that Danny's Keith impression?

Dude, I had a crush on Lindsay Lohan when I was a kid, too!

[JSZilla]

Jesus it feels like Lauremda (First Bennifer...Then Branjelina...Now Lauremda?!) go through shit everyday. I sure hope this relationship lasts forever. I know that's unrealistic and a tall order. It just sounds like a tasked exercise with so many rewards that it just should. I dunno. I don't mean to sound stupid.

Always fun to listen to more Danny. Sigh. I'm so being suckered into that fucking VIP. Shit I even wanna throw down 5 bucks just to be a dick on Keith's bet. For Obama naturally. Biden gets chastised for laughing at a super liar and interrupting and being aggressive when he was being insulted constantly by Ryan.

Fave of the past few weeks:

At the RNC: "On the other hand, to anyone paying the slightest bit of attention to facts, Ryan’s speech was an apparent attempt to set the world record for the greatest number of blatant lies and misrepresentations slipped into a single political speech..."

Source: Paul Ryan’s speech in 3 words | Fox News

Punchline: Note the source.

Also, live tweet from Bill Maher from the VP debate. Biased possibly, but funny.

"Hello 911? I want to report an old man beating a child on my TV."

[thelastknowngod]

The weird town names reminded me of Chicken, Alaska.

From Wikipedia:

Chicken was settled by gold miners in the late 1800s and in 1902 the local post office was established requiring a community name. Due to the prevalence of ptarmigan (the Alaskan state bird) in the area that name was suggested as the official name for the new community. However, the spelling could not be agreed on and Chicken was used to avoid embarrassment.

[Sashi]

For the record, it's totally fine to do one thing over and over again in fighting games. It's the other guy's fault if they can't beat something like mashing one button over and over again.

[JoeBoRx]

I usually get caught up on the show when I go to the gym or go for a jog. Today I was listening to this episode while running a half marathon. My race time was 1:45 but if I were Paul Ryan, my time would have been 1:15 using his logic (lying). See Paul Ryan Marathon Calculator. I wish I lived in the magical land of unicorns and leprechauns that Mr. Ryan lives in, my time would have been amazing!!

I was born, raised, and trained in Wisconsin. I have never seen a guy as in shape as this jerk off back in the Badger State. To really connect with his constituents, he should really eat some more cheese and sausage, gain some weight, and not have a running mate who is morally opposed to BEER. This Paul Ryan guy has been violating the good name of Wisconsin for his own political gain and it makes me sad.

On a brighter note he may lose both his bid for vice president and reelection in Wisconsin on November 6.