2845: Lucky You w/ Jessica Michelle Singleton

Michael's Servant · 04-10-2018, 08:00 PM

A dark family history and a tortured existence; tattoos; sobriety; Tony Robbins’ apology

Guest:
Jessica Michelle Singleton

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Enunciated Piffle · 04-10-2018, 11:37 PM

Only someone truly funny can see the humor of being left for dead, as a child, at a Waffle House. It sounds awful but all I could think was, (as she relayed a spectacularly horrible childhood) damn - I bet her comedy is great.

A++

Probably a Best New Guest Katguh contender

Mermaid · 04-11-2018, 07:28 AM

I can't stand for the waffle house slander.

It's not just a waffle house, it's a waffle home.

Beth Yaz-Pistachio · 04-11-2018, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mermaid

I can't stand for the waffle house slander.

It's not just a waffle house, it's a waffle home.

("And when the U in the neon sign is burned out, you rush right over to the Waffle Hose. How could you NOT.")

Beth Yaz-Pistachio · 04-11-2018, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia

" Dad, would you find it funny if I only traveled with 4 six packs of beer in my car? And had to replace them every second day?"

" no Apia, but that's something completely different "

How.

"Because shut up," he explained.

joslingeneva · 04-11-2018, 07:55 AM

She's funny. I like her. A true open book.

Skyler · 04-11-2018, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joslingeneva

She's funny. I like her. A true open book.

And she didn’t feel the need to state it. Weird.

Sparrow · 04-11-2018, 05:29 PM

this was an amazeballs guest!!! shout out to my white trash bitches!!!

Sparrow · 04-11-2018, 05:31 PM

note: if you feel too good for Waffle House, suck a butt.

Sparrow · 04-11-2018, 06:08 PM

i understand the appeal is partly a heart tug from having early experiences with it, but it's always there for you. there's two off every exit. it's always cold AF. throw a tune on a juke box. do a little people watching. have your order taken by a meth user and prepared by her meth dealer. they work fast b/c they're tweaking and it's our culture so you have to respect it.

i had my first one night stand meeting a couple dudes at 3 am at one when i was 19.

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2845: Lucky You w/ Jessica Michelle Singleton A dark family history and a tortured existence; tattoos; sobriety; Tony Robbins’ apology Guest: Jessica Michelle Singleton Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl, Enunciated Piffle and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Only someone truly funny can see the humor of being left for dead, as a child, at a Waffle House. It sounds awful but all I could think was, (as she relayed a spectacularly horrible childhood) damn - I bet her comedy is great. A++ Probably a Best New Guest Katguh contender Keith, Piscean, porky2468 and 4 others like this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	i understand the appeal is partly a heart tug from having early experiences with it, but it's always there for you. there's two off every exit. it's always cold AF. throw a tune on a juke box. do a little people watching. have your order taken by a meth user and prepared by her meth dealer. they work fast b/c they're tweaking and it's our culture so you have to respect it. i had my first one night stand meeting a couple dudes at 3 am at one when i was 19. Keith, Bucho, Enunciated Piffle and 2 others like this.
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