3115: Mind Your Own Business w/ Neko White

[Michael's Servant]

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic and Keith’s #1 album; hosting a roast battle; stand-up at 14-years-old; The Potterhood Podcast; checking your lover’s private devices; porn

Guest:
Neko White



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[Skyler]

I liked Neko, but he seems like a real "open book" kinda guy.

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Apia

He is funny but very defensive.

Another case of someone who didn't listen to a show first

I did enjoy him on the show though

[punk'n]

I had an ex check my Facebook messages after I left my account open on his computer. I have no idea if he suspected anything or just took the opportunity but...
Holy shit... he found what he was looking for.

I had never cheated on this guy, I had never even thought of it. I thought we were in a good place. All of a sudden I'm getting all these questions:

Who is Joe?

Some guy I went to middle school with...

Why is he messaging you?!

I dunno, cos he just got Facebook...

What does it mean when he says "Take care, brush ya hair"?!

That was something we said in the 6th grade when someone got off the bus.

NO! HE SAID THAT TO YOU LAST NIGHT AFTER YOU FUCKED HIM! I KNOW IT!

Uhhhhh.....

Yea, we didn't last long after that.

[Keith]

“It was an inside joke we had about brushing my pussy hair and I - SHIT YOU CAUGHT ME. oh well guess we gotta break up. Bye.”

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Scorpion

Another case of someone who didn't listen to a show first

I did enjoy him on the show though

Yeah, it was as if it took him half an hour until he realized he was on a comedy podcast. Keith should have been so insulted for the first half hour while Neko continuously responded to Keith's goofiness as if Keith was an actual imbecile.

Keith:
I'm so cautious when I do roasts I don't even tell my opponent I'm losing my hair.
Neko:
Yeah, but that wouldn't work because they would be able to see that you're losing your hair.
Your old buddy Bucho:
Flabbergasted emoji

He loosened up some in the second half though and his immediate response to the email was on the money. Before you dive off that Cliff of Broken Trust at least take a look over the edge and make sure you've asked them what's up. You'd have to think that at the very least it'd make any subsequent dive more fun.

[Keith]

Last Week w/ Bianca never comes fast enough.

[Jo_Culprit]

Really enjoyed Andrea jumping in on this one for the listener email, Chemda had someone to bounce ideas between rather than being talked over by the guest -.- I was pretty done with listening to him after this and just wanted Andrea back the whole time.

In the listener email; the vibe of the situation described sounded more like depression and exhaustion than cheating but it's hard to tell with limited detail.

[Archimedes_Screw]

Originally Posted by Keith

Last Week w/ Bianca never comes fast enough.

IT’S HERE!!!

[otterintheflightdeck]

So defensive, yikes.
Also... The dude has a Harry Potter podcast but didn't understand the Voldemort "you-know-who" joke? C'mon.

Thank you, Andrea, for jumping on and saving the day. 🐍