3898: Naming Names

Keith · 03-12-2025, 07:27 PM

I love promoting new shit; just have a computer, have a separate mic, and have separate headphones. I’ll take care of the rest. Jesus Lord God in Heaven. Hi, it’s me, Keith. Give a fuuuu***uuck!

From Last Week on KATG, here is me appropriately raging. Thank you.

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Svage · 03-12-2025, 09:25 PM

Keith crashing out is everything. Go off king.

Keith · 03-12-2025, 09:45 PM

I assumed I knew what Crashing Out meant but i had to look it up to see if it's something specific. And it is. And the definition certainly fits.

"'Crashing out' in modern slang, popularized on social media, means losing control, reacting impulsively, or acting in a way that is likely to have negative consequences due to being overwhelmed or triggered."

But it feels so good!, and these Last Week fake interviews are gonna be so fun!

bonscott1 · 03-13-2025, 06:08 AM

I know it's a little late, but are we gonna get a show named 20 years down? It feels weird not to get one at such an important anniversary.

Keith · 03-13-2025, 01:28 PM

Pretend this one was called 20 Years Down.

bonscott1 · 03-13-2025, 08:18 PM

Ok, but at least promise me you'll have a nice anniversary dinner. Maybe not $200 fancy restaurant nice, but at least discount grocery store duck nice.

Keith · 03-13-2025, 11:04 PM

No joke, the good grocery store (and I make a GREAT air fryer duck for real) just stopped selling duck! Like the whole spot it’d be in has been replaced with just more lazy meats. Like the barriers between shit was replaced! Maybe it’s not duck season? Is it somehow Bugs’ fault? He’s so smug cause he only eats carrots!!!

What if when they mistyped the duck breast for $3 and I bought all 7 it broke them?!

But yes I promise I’ll treat myself nice with something a little extra.

Maybe I’ll save it for solo watching the finale of Severance.

(At least the duck will make sense.)

And you know how people say, Say hi from me, or; Kiss ‘em for me? I promise a bite is for the great Bon Scott. Or Bons Cott. Or B. Onscott. I’ll just say 1.

Either way, you’ll feel it. And sincerely, thanks.

shoebootie · 03-17-2025, 11:44 AM

Go off, Keith. You earned it. Lose your shit, as a little treat.

You're not asking for much. Mic. Headphones. Computer. The potential guests and the booker are both assholes in these scenarios, leaving you as the perfect innocent earth angel who has done nothing wrong.

Keith · 03-17-2025, 11:46 AM

Of course!

75% of the audience has these 3 things?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

shoebootie · 03-19-2025, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Of course!

75% of the audience has these 3 things?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I have backup computers/headphones/mics. I have backups for my backups. At least my anxiety has me ready for SOMETHING.

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03-12-2025, 07:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
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03-12-2025, 09:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
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03-12-2025, 09:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,897	I assumed I knew what Crashing Out meant but i had to look it up to see if it's something specific. And it is. And the definition certainly fits. "'Crashing out' in modern slang, popularized on social media, means losing control, reacting impulsively, or acting in a way that is likely to have negative consequences due to being overwhelmed or triggered." But it feels so good!, and these Last Week fake interviews are gonna be so fun! RichSPK and Svage like this.
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03-13-2025, 06:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
bonscott1 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 205	20 years down I know it's a little late, but are we gonna get a show named 20 years down? It feels weird not to get one at such an important anniversary. Keith likes this.
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03-13-2025, 01:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,897	Pretend this one was called 20 Years Down. RichSPK, Piscean and bonscott1 like this.
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03-13-2025, 08:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
bonscott1 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 205	Ok, but at least promise me you'll have a nice anniversary dinner. Maybe not $200 fancy restaurant nice, but at least discount grocery store duck nice. Keith and RichSPK like this.
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03-13-2025, 11:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,897	No joke, the good grocery store (and I make a GREAT air fryer duck for real) just stopped selling duck! Like the whole spot it’d be in has been replaced with just more lazy meats. Like the barriers between shit was replaced! Maybe it’s not duck season? Is it somehow Bugs’ fault? He’s so smug cause he only eats carrots!!! What if when they mistyped the duck breast for $3 and I bought all 7 it broke them?! But yes I promise I’ll treat myself nice with something a little extra. Maybe I’ll save it for solo watching the finale of Severance. (At least the duck will make sense.) And you know how people say, Say hi from me, or; Kiss ‘em for me? I promise a bite is for the great Bon Scott. Or Bons Cott. Or B. Onscott. I’ll just say 1. Either way, you’ll feel it. And sincerely, thanks. bonscott1 likes this.
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03-17-2025, 11:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 783	Go off, Keith. You earned it. Lose your shit, as a little treat. You're not asking for much. Mic. Headphones. Computer. The potential guests and the booker are both assholes in these scenarios, leaving you as the perfect innocent earth angel who has done nothing wrong.
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03-17-2025, 11:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,897	Of course! 75% of the audience has these 3 things?! WHAT THE FUCK?! rodimusprime likes this.
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