785: Versus

ryanknapper · 08-14-2008, 09:31 AM

Reagarding the Greyhound guy: At this point, what could he do which would surprise anyone? He stabbed and decapitated the dude. Then he ate some of him. If someone then said he used the head to get a blow job, then picked his nose with the dead guy's hand, would anyone really be surprised?

crosswire · 08-14-2008, 09:32 AM

imagine keith resolving his sleep problems and mellowing out :]
there will be an outcry like the one for him to go back working and have more stuff to get angry about

JaymztheKing · 08-14-2008, 09:54 AM

I think instead of lame "variant spellings", they should just make any misspelling subject to Keith's justice. Not going to misspell twelfth if you get China Man knifed.

pallbnkz · 08-14-2008, 10:19 AM

i wish this asshat would just say: "frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads," and get it over with...

/im just sayin'

delmakr · 08-14-2008, 10:20 AM

Nobody sleeps on Greyhound.

I rode the greyhound many times growing up going between my divorced parents during the holidays. Only dummies and victims sleep on the bus. Things I've learned from the Greyhound.

Drivers can't read maps. Keep your own map and know the highways you should take. If the bus drivers were actually smart, would they be bus drivers?

Amish people lose hands and / or arms often. By the way to this day I think the one hand amish dude stole my ticket. Only time I was a victim.

Only military and ex-cons sit in the back. The military can take care of themselves and the ex-cons (well you know). I always sat in the back with the criminals and military because nobody bothers you. Nobody knows how crazy the next guy is and NOBODY shares seats.

Do not let the little old lady go the bathroom. Grandma will have to hold it until we get to Columbus.

Keep your own knife and or gun. Everybody in the crazy corner has one, why not you?

NEVER, EVER, go to the bathroom in the station. Thats where the convicts get their lunch money.

Drivers, ticket people and other employess know nothing. Talk only to baggage guys when you need help. Tip with a small bag of the good isht.

emptyinside · 08-14-2008, 12:08 PM

I saw Tropic Thunder last night and Keith was exactly right. The people saying "retard," were the idiot actors who didn't realize that they were no longer in a movie, but being chased by real bad guys. Just like Mat Dillon in Something About Mary, the joke was the asshole with the attitude, not the "retard."
I had an uncle who was "retarded." He was a loving "simple" guy. If they were really making funny of "retards," I could have easily been offended. But I thought this was one of the funniest movies I ever seen! Maybe second only to Blazing Saddles.

Grapist · 08-14-2008, 12:41 PM

I wonder if Jake addresses this long lived scenario.

What would happen if a Jedi were to try and sever one of wolverine's limbs that is encased in adamantium?

AdamS · 08-14-2008, 12:53 PM

Chemda sounds somber.

Edit: But still a good show.

Astigos · 08-14-2008, 01:15 PM

You know there actually are gunknives http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/g...one-219363.php

This one is my personal favorite: The exploding knife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs

Keith · 08-14-2008, 01:19 PM

Great, now the pussies have a real excuse...

"I was gonna help, but I read somewhere that all Asians are transformers, and when they kill you're supposed to just let it go or else they can transform into an AK."

08-14-2008, 09:31 AM	#11 (permalink)
ryanknapper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland, Oregon, USA Posts: 822	Reagarding the Greyhound guy: At this point, what could he do which would surprise anyone? He stabbed and decapitated the dude. Then he ate some of him. If someone then said he used the head to get a blow job, then picked his nose with the dead guy's hand, would anyone really be surprised?
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08-14-2008, 09:32 AM	#12 (permalink)
crosswire Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 8	imagine keith resolving his sleep problems and mellowing out :] there will be an outcry like the one for him to go back working and have more stuff to get angry about
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08-14-2008, 09:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
JaymztheKing Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 94	I think instead of lame "variant spellings", they should just make any misspelling subject to Keith's justice. Not going to misspell twelfth if you get China Man knifed.
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08-14-2008, 10:19 AM	#14 (permalink)
pallbnkz Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 62	i wish this asshat would just say: "frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads," and get it over with... /im just sayin'
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08-14-2008, 10:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
delmakr Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: atlanta Posts: 13	Dummy - Watch your back on the bus Nobody sleeps on Greyhound. I rode the greyhound many times growing up going between my divorced parents during the holidays. Only dummies and victims sleep on the bus. Things I've learned from the Greyhound. Drivers can't read maps. Keep your own map and know the highways you should take. If the bus drivers were actually smart, would they be bus drivers? Amish people lose hands and / or arms often. By the way to this day I think the one hand amish dude stole my ticket. Only time I was a victim. Only military and ex-cons sit in the back. The military can take care of themselves and the ex-cons (well you know). I always sat in the back with the criminals and military because nobody bothers you. Nobody knows how crazy the next guy is and NOBODY shares seats. Do not let the little old lady go the bathroom. Grandma will have to hold it until we get to Columbus. Keep your own knife and or gun. Everybody in the crazy corner has one, why not you? NEVER, EVER, go to the bathroom in the station. Thats where the convicts get their lunch money. Drivers, ticket people and other employess know nothing. Talk only to baggage guys when you need help. Tip with a small bag of the good isht.
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08-14-2008, 12:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
emptyinside Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Home in Halifax again. Posts: 113	I saw Tropic Thunder last night and Keith was exactly right. The people saying "retard," were the idiot actors who didn't realize that they were no longer in a movie, but being chased by real bad guys. Just like Mat Dillon in Something About Mary, the joke was the asshole with the attitude, not the "retard." I had an uncle who was "retarded." He was a loving "simple" guy. If they were really making funny of "retards," I could have easily been offended. But I thought this was one of the funniest movies I ever seen! Maybe second only to Blazing Saddles. __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaledeal/
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08-14-2008, 12:41 PM	#17 (permalink)
Grapist Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,260	A jedi with a light saber vs. Wolverine I wonder if Jake addresses this long lived scenario. What would happen if a Jedi were to try and sever one of wolverine's limbs that is encased in adamantium?
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08-14-2008, 12:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
AdamS Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 71	Chemda sounds somber. Edit: But still a good show. Last edited by AdamS; 08-14-2008 at 12:59 PM.
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08-14-2008, 01:15 PM	#19 (permalink)
Astigos Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New York Posts: 1,097	You know there actually are gunknives http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/g...one-219363.php This one is my personal favorite: The exploding knife. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs
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08-14-2008, 01:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,901	Great, now the pussies have a real excuse... "I was gonna help, but I read somewhere that all Asians are transformers, and when they kill you're supposed to just let it go or else they can transform into an AK."
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