the I'M STONED RIGHT NOW thread

[kissmisskate]

Originally Posted by GreatAuk

you smoked that?

Does my weed offend you?

[sagzy]

I am stoned right now and have gone through an entire tin of danish butter cookies and will now proceed to play call of duty. I probably should not be stoned.......seeing as tomorrow is the first day of my final semester. or was it tuesday..............????
man those cookies are the tits

[the1thepwnly]

i just got some awesome news (atleast for me) and this seems an apt place to share it.
since i won the katg fantasy football league (not the awesome news) i'minu offered up some awesome swag for the winner earlier in the season. i was originally going to win an inside out hand pipe but since i won some other awards, random shit like best player on my team and best sleeper and other random football shyte i was upgraded to a fucking bubbler.

now i need your help, or rather opinions. which kind of bubbler do you think is best/your favorite, sidecar, sherlock or hammer?

[lalalemon]

I am in such a sad situation at the moment and if any one has advice or personal experience with something similar I would love the input.

So I am a grad student but currently work part time. The office I work for has been looking to merge with a larger company and finally decided to make the move. Merger was set to take effect Feb 1 so, out of paranoia, I stopped smoking 5 weeks ago. Other paranoid co-workers warned of implementation of new policies (including the initial drug test) starting on Jan. 1, but no one knows anything for certain. Low and behold, I find out the merger was delayed another month but the same people who paranoid before are saying definitely don't do it- policies could still take effect Jan 1. Does this make any sense? Why would a new company want to test employees 2 months before anything starts officially? Has anyone ever heard of this?

Do I take the chance or wait another potential THREE god forsaken months?

I just really miss weed, you guys

[elvisrico69]

Its easy dude... Is the weed more important then making money?

[lalalemon]

Does it make it more okay if I hate my job? Ughhhh. Obviously I know what the right answer is here. I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills without my daily dose of green. I've been so cunty lately.

Sighhhhhhhh fuck my responsibilities and my stupid responsible head.

[elvisrico69]

Then smoke away my friend

[lalalemon]

When I say fuck my responsible head, I mean fuck me and my responsible nature. I suppose I'll be good for now. It's gonna be a cunty three months!

[sex_n_diamonds]

Holy invasion of privacy. I can't imagine working for a company that would drug test me. What I do after work and on the weekends is none of my employer's business.

[DWarrior]

The challenge for dudes is smuggling fake pee at body temperature into the lab. That's not a problem for you, so smoke on.