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3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)

Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably isn’t pleased. He’s okay though; HE WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Oh, and his dad wrote him. December 10, 2025

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  • — 100% TRUE BREAKING NEWS: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER
  • — Keith’s just received 5 new emails from his dad
  • — Keith’s iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and YouTube’s 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America)
  • — The 1-year anniversary of insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione feat. the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call turning him in
  • — The Cinnabon worker who was fired after yelling racial slurs into a customer’s phone will easily raise over $100,000 in support
  • — Donald Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors honors Sylvester Stallone and KISS
  • — Keith reviews the sequel Wicked: For Good
  • — Keith reviews 50 Cent’s 4-hour TV documentary Sean Combs: The Reckoning
  • — Keith finally finishes watching Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1
  • — 2026 Golden Globes nominations
  • — From God Made Me: The Very Worst of Keith Malley - Vol. 1: Heaven Explained and You Don’t Really Believe

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KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER!
KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER!
Keith's new hero
Keith's new hero
YouTube’s 2025 Recap
YouTube’s 2025 Recap

Keith's YouTube personality type
Keith's YouTube personality type
Liz's YouTube personality type!!!
Liz's YouTube personality type!!!

GAYLE, 21: "Hm maybe we just sing the alphabet."
GAYLE, 21: "Hm maybe we just sing the alphabet."
Luigi Mangione, 26: "Wait I did WHAAAT?!"
Luigi Mangione, 26: "Wait I did WHAAAT?!"
Cinnabon racist Crystal Wilsey, 43: "No it was THESE 2 fingers!!!"
Cinnabon racist Crystal Wilsey, 43: "No it was THESE 2 fingers!!!"

3954: Keep Pounding (Fire Tomlin)

In this very special KATG episode (sure, why not?), Keith goes solo to discuss the Pittsburgh Steelers first losing season in two decades, his interaction with ICE, and the GOP staffer who faked being zip-tied and abused by anti-Trumpers. While Megyn Kelly doubles down on defending Trump with underage girls, flu hospitalizations reach its highest rate in 15 years and Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress. Also, Keith’s TV disease made him watch Squid Game: The Challenge 2, and he needs to share what he saw with you like it’s The Ring. He also talks about the Stranger Things’ Hopper vs. Eleven and competency porn (aka The Pitt). December 1, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — The Pittsburgh Steelers’ first losing season in two decades
  • — Keith’s list of thanks
  • — Elon Musk’s fun party idea: Grok AI’s Unhinged Mode
  • — Keith’s new Steelers bar in Charlotte
  • — Keith recalls being Jewish
  • — President Trump on naming the new Washington Commanders stadium after himself, producing Rush Hour 4, and personally selling handguns
  • — Pitchman Vince Offer, aka The Shamwow Guy, is running for Congress
  • — Keith, ICE, glitter, and activists vs. Home Depot
  • — Republican congressman’s aide pulls a Jussie Smollett
  • — The CDC’s website now falsely claims vaccines lead to autism
  • — The Pitt, Squid Game: The Competition 2, and Stranger Things 5

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"Thanksgiving" by ListenerLiz
"Thanksgiving" by ListenerLiz
Mike Tomlin watching his team play ball
Mike Tomlin watching his team play ball
Keith's Charlotte Steelers bar
Keith's Charlotte Steelers bar





Vince Offer
Vince Offer
Trumper and Jussie Smollett fan Natalie Greene
Trumper and Jussie Smollett fan Natalie Greene
Jeff Van Drew: Her boss. He was voted in as a Democrat in 2019; switched Republican in 2020. Hm.
Jeff Van Drew: Her boss. He was voted in as a Democrat in 2019; switched Republican in 2020. Hm.
God dammit Megyn Kelly ...
God dammit Megyn Kelly ...
Simply God dammit ...
Simply God dammit ...

The final squids
The final squids
The women of Wicked
The women of Wicked

The Running Men
The Running Men

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