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KATG 3939: Charlie Jerk (RIP Butt-Head) w/ Rod Morrow

Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the news of the day: the murder of Charlie Kirk and your feelings today, remembering 9/11 and your feelings then, The Bachelorette's Taylor Frankie Paul, and Spike Lee and Denzel Washington’s new Apple TV+ movie Highest 2 Lowest. Enjoy. And remember, it’s okay to feel how you feel. God made you to feel a certain way, and God doesn’t make mistakes (except for things like floods and kids with cancer and your appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth, and foreskin. So keep your head up). September 11, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — The shooting of Charlie Kirk
  • — Remembering September 11th 24 years later
  • — The Bachelorette's Taylor Frankie Paul
  • — Highest 2 Lowest review

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

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Poker King Keith's great day begins
Poker King Keith's great day begins
Keith's great day continues
Keith's great day continues
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk
The FBI's person of interest
The FBI's person of interest
Charlie Kirk, RIP
Charlie Kirk, RIP


2026's Bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul
2026's Bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul
9/11's Stephen Rannazzisi
9/11's Stephen Rannazzisi

KATG 3938: Powerballs w/ Blaine

KATG Chat Pack member Blaine joins the show for the first time! He shares his big life changes, and the duo discusses it all! They talk NFL’s Murderball! They talk the great Aaron Rodgers! They talk the Department of War! They talk Trump’s Epstein birthday card! They talk the VMAs! They talk Emmy nominations! They talk Marvel’s Ironheart! For better or much much worse, they talk it all! September 9, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — Blaine’s new life
  • — The $1,787,000,000 Powerball jackpot
  • — The 2025 NFL Murderball Season begins feat. the always great and supported Aaron Rodgers
  • — America’s King: The Department of War, Trump’s birthday letter to Epstein, and the downplaying of domestic violence
  • — 2025 VMAs
  • — 2025 Emmy nominations
  • — Marvel’s Ironheart and Fantastic 4 reviews

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BlaineBlaine

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The King
The King


E. Jean Carroll
E. Jean Carroll
Ironheart (r.) and AI N.A.T.A.L.I.E (l.)
Ironheart (r.) and AI N.A.T.A.L.I.E (l.)

KATG 3937: Brokedown Palace w/ Kevin Allison

KEVIN ALLISON IS MOVING TO THAILAND! The world’s greatest open book, RISK!’s Kevin Allison, joins Keith to discuss his big move stemming from the midlife crisis that he’s leaning into in a big way. podcast pantheon members Keith and Kevin share their thoughts on big moves (exciting and scary), the state of America (it’s not good), sell-out celebrities (fuck Bill Maher), and citizens lying to themselves (RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!). September 6, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — Kevin Allison's big move from NYC to Thailand
  • — Saying goodbye to old lovers, Thailand’s sex laws, and scams
  • — KATG.com/KevinAllison
  • — And more god damn bullshit

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Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

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The King
The King
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani
Rudy in Borat 2
Rudy in Borat 2
Bill Maher enjoying Donald Trump
Bill Maher enjoying Donald Trump
Bill Maher enjoying Woody Allen
Bill Maher enjoying Woody Allen
True Love
True Love
Keith's world record
Keith's world record


KATG 3936: LMAOF w/ Gracie Canaan

Hilarious and candid Gracie Canaan joins Keith to discuss being an OnlyFans creator tackling both sex and comedy. She also shares the details of her new film Bootie’s, which is partially based on her real time spent entertaining men with dances and conversation. Also, finally, after over 20 years of Keith and The Girl, a guest flips the script, and we finally get to hear our beloved host get personal! September 2, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — Tennis hat stealer Piotr Szczrek, The Most Hated Person in the World/strip tease
  • — Today in Politics: Kamala Harris’s revoked Secret Service protection, Jan. 6th insurrectionist Ashli Babbit’s full military funeral honors and the government’s $5 million payout, and Donald Trump’s health
  • — The Power of Crying/OnlyFans: Comedy Accounts vs. Ass Accounts
  • — OnlyFans’ LMAOF comedy series
  • — EXCLUSIVE KEITH MALLEY REVELATIONS
  • — Bootie’s, the Oscar-qualified sex work workplace comedy

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Gracie CanaanGracie Canaan

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Keith's great day
Keith's great day
SO smart
SO smart
TWO smart
TWO smart
Piotr Szczrek, The Most Hated Person in the World
Piotr Szczrek, The Most Hated Person in the World
Benson Boone of Beautiful Things
Benson Boone of Beautiful Things


Girl Power: Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips
Girl Power: Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips

What guys look like giving oral
What guys look like giving oral

KATG 3935: The Podcast Pantheon w/ Sean Malin

Culture critic Sean Malin, author of The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen, joins Keith to discuss the importance of art and how we appreciate it. Oh, and Keith and The Girl is featured in that book in a big way. [POW.emoji] August 29, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — How to Judge Art feat. Watching trash, the idea of clapping after a movie, watching movie credits and bonus scenes, and showing up to movies late/leaving early/getting snacks
  • — Criticking: The length of movies feat. Eddington and Jason vs. Nosferatu
  • — 2025’s Saturday Night Live dismissals and lying about nostalgia
  • — The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen?From WTF to Serial; Foreword by Jon Hamm and created by Sean Malin, author of Vulture’s Start Here feat. KATG.com/2000

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Sean MalinSean Malin

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KATG 3934: Workers Comp w/ Zach Lennon-Simon and Ian

New guests to the KATG Universe, Zach Lennon-Simon and Ian [REDACTED], join Keith to discuss the importance of being treated with humanity while doing your job. The trio discusses applying for work, respect, and the power of unions. The gang also talks about Zach and Ian trying to make the world more tolerable as people continue voting against their best interests. August 28, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — Applying for work and being treated with respect
  • — A leaderless CDC
  • — Millions in federal funding to be pulled from sex education programs
  • — The Annunciation Catholic School shooting that took place during morning Mass
  • — Cracker Barrel reverts back to its original logo
  • — 73-year-old Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Jordan Hudson filed a trademark for the term “Gold Digger”

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Keith's boss Silly Billy
Keith's boss Silly Billy

Scabby the Rat
Scabby the Rat

 The Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans ad by American Eagle
The Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans ad by American Eagle
The Annunciation Catholic School shooter
The Annunciation Catholic School shooter


His ammunition
His ammunition

Bill Belichick (73) and Jordan Hudson (24) just before filing a trademark for the term “Gold Digger”
Bill Belichick (73) and Jordan Hudson (24) just before filing a trademark for the term “Gold Digger”

KATG 3933: You Don’t Know Jack w/ Costaki Economopoulos

Not only has Keith’s pal Costaki Economopoulos returned, but Keith deliberately says his name 42 times in this episode to prove he knows it. The duo reconnects and discusses Cracker Barrel’s logo redesign and gift shoppe, their shared love for Jellyvision/Jackbox’s You Don’t Know Jack, and the “settled” Shannon Sharpe rape case. August 27, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — Playing in Peoria: Catching up with Costaki feat. being a comedian road dog/working cruise ships
  • — Exploring America: City vs. country (political?) sensibilities
  • — Parenting, love, family, divorce, and Martin Short’s Match Game
  • — Cracker Barrel’s logo redesign and gift shoppe
  • — The NFL’s male cheerleaders vs. right wing outrage/Dean Cain “runs” the ICE obstacle course on camera
  • — Keith and Costaki’s love for Jellyvision/Jackbox’s You Don’t Know Jack
  • — The “settled” Shannon Sharpe rape case

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Oh Marty ...
Oh Marty ...



Keith's Library
Keith's Library

Where's Katt when we need him, Shannon?
Where's Katt when we need him, Shannon?
Oh I don't think I like this ...
Oh I don't think I like this ...

KATG 3932: The Truth About Snoop Dogg? w/ Myka Fox and Tim McLaughlin

Sweethearts Myka Fox and Tim McLaughlin from the podcast Great Hang join Keith to help break down the new anti-flag burning laws, Snoop Dogg vs. Buzz Lightyear·s lesbian friend, Lil Nas X assaulting police, and the new Netflix documentary The Truth About Jussie Smollett?. Also: Shame on you, Amy Poehler. August 26, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — American Flag Burning
  • — People’s houses and their Nazi ways
  • — Couples’ musical tastes
  • — Snoop Dogg vs. Buzz Lightyear
  • — Lil Nas X charged with 4 felonies involving assaulting police
  • — The Truth About Jussie Smollett?
  • — Podcasting and Myka & Tim’s Great Hang

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Tim's hero Dave Blunts
Tim's hero Dave Blunts
Lightyear (l.) and Snoop Dogg (r.)
Lightyear (l.) and Snoop Dogg (r.)
Lil Nas X having a day
Lil Nas X having a day


Jeremy Strong
Jeremy Strong





Jeff Scheen, Myka's clothes wearer
Jeff Scheen, Myka's clothes wearer

KATG 3931: Where My Dogs At w/ Ben Katzner

The hilarious Ben Katzner returns to KATG to discuss his new special Supple Harlot as well as allow Keith to dive deep into the stories mentioned in his stand-up. The duo also talks about dog whistles, an ignorant and divided country, male NFL cheerleaders, the Cambridge Dictionary’s new words, and talking a big game regarding sex. Ben shares the news about his collaboration with Redman, and Keith and Ben cover Andrew Dice Clay’s The Pickup and Aunt Gladys’ Weapons. August 20, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — Ben Katzner’s Supple Harlot: Trump’s dog whistles, an ignorant and divided country, male NFL cheerleaders, the Cambridge Dictionary’s new words, and talking a big game regarding sex
  • — Redman and Ben Katzner’s Muddy Waters Too
  • — Movie Corner: Aunt Gladys’ Weapons and Andrew Dice Clay’s The Pickup
  • — YouTube is using AI to guess your age

Guests

Ben KatznerBen Katzner

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The controversial NFL dude
The controversial NFL dude
TRIGGER WARNING: The dude is on the left
TRIGGER WARNING: The dude is on the left
And thanks to Tracee Ellis Ross
And thanks to Tracee Ellis Ross
Skibidi as in: Skibidi Toilet (obvs.)
Skibidi as in: Skibidi Toilet (obvs.)





KATG 3930: Special Needs w/ Murf Meyer

It’s Murf fuckin’ Meyer! Keith and Murf trick you with apparently frivolous thoughts on Superman to help wake you up to the state of the world. Boom! Gotcha! The duo also discusses President Trump overhauling the Smithsonian and history as well as your parents catching your written or drawn “art” as a kid. August 16, 2025

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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 How to Parent/Murf Meyer, special needs bus driver
  • — 16:00 The 2025-26 NFL and live sporting events
  • — 21:18 ICE, Dean Cain, controlling the police, and the idiocy of Superman
  • — 46:33 President Trump overhauls the Smithsonian museums to remove installations exposing oppression and divisiveness
  • — 60:52 Happy Gilmore 2, Sketch, and your parents finding your “art” as a child

Guests

Murf MeyerMurf Meyer

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