KATG 3950: Beat Life to Death w/ Jono Zalay

Jono Zalay returns to KATG for a big life catch-up featuring football, marriage, death, and Bruce Springsteen. October 27, 2025

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— FIRE MIKE TOMLIN (but with the best to him and his family)
— PROVE ME WRONG: The NBA gambling scandal
— What we learned from cocained rats
— JONO LOVES AMY feat. Larry
— #SillyPhotos: JONO’S I.D.s
— Jury Duty feat. Stormy Daniels and watching porn for work
— Jeremy Allen White in Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere
— The passing of Jono’s dad

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Jono Zalay

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Aaron Rodgers

Lil' Mike Tomlin

Keith trying to train Hugsy Malone for pro ball

Our boy Jono Zalay's I.D.'s

Jono's wife Amy w/ Larry

The Attempted Wedding: Johnny Law, Jono, Jono's dad, Jono's eventual wife

KATG 3949: 6 7 w/ Danny Vega

Danny Vega and Keith, frenemies from way back, discuss some anger-inducing Am I the Assholes as well as cover the origins of the satanic demon ritual 6 7, President Trump commuting George Santos’s 7-year/$400,000 fraud sentence, and Amazon breaking the planet. Enjoy! October 26, 2025

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— Danny Vega sells Keith out
— Keith vs. Madden
— The origins of 6 7
— Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere
— Danny’s Vega’s friends put straw wrappers in their ears when they felt One Battle After Another was too loud
— President Trump commuted the 7-year/$400,000 fraud sentence of disgraced(?) congressman George Santos
— ICE advertisements/Amazon causes major internet problems, financial and otherwise
— AITA: Cat sitting friend demands $2,000
— Danny on dates
— AITA: Roommate gives boyfriend house key without informing other roommates
— AITA: Couple doesn’t like people staying overnight including one of their mothers

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Danny Vega

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Skrilla

The Boss

George Santos, a free man

KATG 3948: Puzzled w/ Zach Sherwin, Bianca Brady, and ListenerLiz

It’s a show of geniuses! And Keith’s here too! New York Times crossword puzzle creator Zach Sherwin joins Keith alongside the great Bianca Brady and Keith’s ladyfriend Liz. It’s all your pals breaking down love, dating, puzzles, job interviews, and thumb sucking. October 25, 2025

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— Keith discovers coffee
— Grammar Nazis
— Rebuses, cryptics, leaderboards, streaks, and social media
— Zach Sherwin’s marriage proposal
— Bianca Brady on dating/Keith on Pretending to Be Grown
— Limp Bizkit’s Sam Rivers, RIP
— The Malleys sucking off Dad’s thumb revisited

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Bianca Brady

Zach Sherwin

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Fast friends Bianca and Liz

Zach Sherwin's cuck banquette

Making Love to Morgan Wallen

Limp Bizkit's Sam Rivers

Morgan Wallen

feat. the bonus track K.I.C.K. by Zach Sherwin

KATG 3947: Maybe Kings? w/ Peyton Clarkson

Keith connects with another longtime guest with this blast from the past: Peyton Clarkson! The duo discusses his move from NYC to Mobile, Alabama; the neighbor that destroyed his home; the passing of his mom as well as KISS’s Ace Frehley (unrelated); and, Keith Malley’s interviewee skills. October 17, 2025

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— Alabama, NYC, Superman, and hospice
— Hives and Peyton losing his home
— Peyton finds his wife
— Bullies and the No Kings movement
— Keith Malley vs. Danny Vega
— Ace Frehley, RIP
— Keith Malley, interviewee

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Peyton Clarkson

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Representative Dave Taylor (R-OH)

The bulletin board behind his desk in Washington, D.C.

The Spaceman Paul Daniel "Space Ace" Frehley, then and after then

Keith's first NYC job (YES, MANAGEMENT!)

KATG 3946: Eat Peace, Motherfuckers! (Any Questions?) w/ Tim Dimond

It’s the return of Tim Dimond! This KATG longtime fan favorite is back, and he helps Keith break down this crazy world that Keith keeps trying to navigate. From Keith interviewing to manage a local store in Charlotte to the duo trying to stay sane amid openly blatant political racism, Keith and Tim make laughter through the tears as they celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day. October 13, 2025

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— Catching up with Tim Dimond/Sobriety
— Tim Dimond’s time producing Fox News’s Red Eye
— Tim Dimond, caregiver/Keith Malley, interviewee
— A Llorar Pal Valle: The Hilarious Political Sombrero Meme
— Keith the Swiftie
— Trump vs. Nobel, The Trump $250 bill, and more on working on Fox News
— Plenary Authority: Stephen Miller freezes on camera
— Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed facing backlash for being anti-KKK
— Turning Point USA’s Super Bowl Halftime Show
— RFK’s claim that circumcision causes autism
— Absent air traffic controllers and the 2025 government shutdown
— Football and Madden rage-quitters
— Peacemaker 2: The Concert Special
— The Amelia Earhart your previous government didn’t want you to know

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Tim Dimond

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2025's Nobel Peace Prize winner María Corina Machado

Douche bag Sean Hannity

Racist Stephen Miller

This was Take 1!

Peacemaker

The oh-so-cheeky Amelia Earhart

Tim's cool cat, Figment

Just a recent example of Tim's skills

Tim's Dig Dug

Celeste

Just some of Tim's Tetrises (for real)

KATG 3945: Pass Interference: One Battle After Another w/ Blaine and Buddy Rick

You met Blaine. You met Buddy Rick. Now hear the boys altogether! Keith, Blaine, and Rick take a look at what you’re focused on the most: comedians responding to their Riyadh Comedy Festival backlash, drunk football quarterbacks rightfully getting stabbed, Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl beating out One Battle After Another, Diddy’s prison sentence, Bad Bunny’s racist detractors, and the 2025 government shutdown. Here’s to all of us not getting picked up from The Rapture’s new rain date. October 7, 2025

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— Listener feedback feat. The Rapture’s rain date, Jane Goodall, and revisiting Erika Kirk’s dating app
— Comedians respond to their Riyadh Comedy Festival backlash
— Mark Sanchez’s drunk night out
— Steelers, Panthers, and Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl
— At The Movies feat. Taylor Swift: The Official Release Party of a Showgirl, One Battle After Another, and Nicole Kidman’s breakup :(
— The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 5: The Sentencing feat. 50 (I call him 50 to save time because we all know it means 50 Cent the rapper/anti-Diddy detective)
— The 2025 government shutdown ft. Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War
— Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl 50
— The Catholic Church and Keith’s dad
— Rite Aid, RIP
— The Show Rundown

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Blaine

Buddy Rick

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The man who figured out the Rapture is definitely feeling correct this ti - OH NOOO!!!

Jane Goodall, pretty important they say, RIP

Mark "please don't google me" Sanchez

Peacemaker dancing in Fortnight

Travis Kelsie in Grotesquerie

Nicole Kidman, right

AMC's Queen

This guy gets it

Diddy was never even criminally charged for THIS

A grateful Diddy

The Watchmen's Lube Man

Bad Bunny

John Rocker, racist and misogynist and everything around it; and, former baseball player

Trump's mouthpiece Karoline Leavitt

Your real life Secretary of War

KATG 3944: The Riyadh Comedy Festival w/ J.P. McDade

J.P. McDade returns! Mrs. Charlie Kirk is single and ready to mingle with her new Christian dating app. Good for her! Keith and J.P. discuss this exciting news that allows you to possibly date Erika herself, the apparently satanic Bad Bunny performing Super Bowl LX’s halftime show, Steelers’ un-used QB Skyler Thompson being assaulted and robbed in Dublin, and Saudi Arabia’s celebrity events, namely The Riyadh Comedy Festival. September 29, 2025

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— Mrs. Charlie Kirk’s Christian dating app
— Bad Bunny to perform Super Bowl LX’s halftime show
— Steelers’ un-used QB Skyler Thompson assaulted and robbed in Dublin
— Rory McIlroy and the Ryder Cup
— Saudi Arabia’s celebrity events and The Riyadh Comedy Festival
— The Earhart Files

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J.P. McDade

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The Do You Have a Proclivity for Bombing test

Charlie Kirk (l.), Jordan Peterson (r.)

The Breakfast Club's Charlamagne tha God (l.), Ben Shapiro (r.)

Rory McIlroy

Keith's CONDOR (Hole 18)

Anti-Riyadh Festival comedian Atsuko Okatsuka

Bill Maher (top left)

Amelia Earhart

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

KATG 3943: Jimmy Kimmel’s Return w/ Rojo Perez

Fan favorite Rojo Perez joins Keith to discuss the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Tylenol, The Rapture, Tom Brady’s dog abuse, Trump's war on escalators, and Charlie Kirk’s 90,000 people-attended memorial. September 25, 2025

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— Trump vs. Tylenol/JD Vance vs. couch stores
— The Rapture of 2025/Tom Brady vs. his dog/Trump vs. escalators
— Charlie Kirk’s memorial attended by 90,000 people (viewed by 100 million)
— Jimmy Kimmel’s return

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Rojo Perez

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Marc Maron and Jimmy Pardo

Adam Curry, podcasting shyster

Marvel Zombies

Tom Brady

Jesse Watters

The White House (real)

James Woods (somehow real too)

Donald Trump and Erika Kirk

Jimmy Kimmel with Guillermo Rodriguez

Glen Powell

KATG 3942: Jagnation (State-Run Media and Late Night Talk Show Cancellations) w/ Buddy Rick

KATG Chat Packer, chemistry teacher, football coach, wrestling coach, and musician Buddy Rick joins Keith to discuss free speech and the state of everything. September 21, 2025

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— Publishers Clearing House files for bankruptcy and ends winners’ payments
— They Go in Threes: Gen V’s Chance Perdomo; Jesus, Take the Wheel’s Brett James; Hollywood’s Robert Redford
— Teaching chemistry, coaching football, and stopping ICE
— Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, state-run media, and the Catholic Church
— Buddy’s Rick’s music

Guests

Buddy Rick

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Oops

Jen V's Chance Perdomo, RIP

Jesus, Take the Wheel's Brett James, RIP

The Sting's Paul Newman and Robert Redford, RIP

The Last Castle

Charlie Kirk and George Floyd, RIP

Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, RIP

FCC Chair Brendan Carr

Charlie Kirk lover Cardinal Timothy Dolan

Pope Asshole XIV

Decisions decisions ...

KATG 3941: Show #2,000 (The Podcast Pantheon Recommendation) w/ Lenny Marcus, Katharine Heller, Dante Nero, Ray DeVito, Chris Laker, Kurt Metzger, Mark Normand, Myka Fox, Judy Gold with Elysa, and Hennessy; feat. Bobby Mitchell

Keith and The Girl are featured in the #1-selling new book The Podcast Pantheon, where it listed KATG episode #2,000 as author Sean Malin’s pick under the cleverly titled Sean’s Pick. Because the episode is currently only available through KATG.com/VIP, here it is, revisited for your listening pleasures. September 19, 2025

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— Bobby Mitchell’s The Rolling Stones/KISS-inspired hit song 2,000 Show
— Social media’s goofy RSVPs
— Cheaters, brain melters, and hooligans: Lenny Marcus on football, baseball, and soccer
— Katherine Heller: The art of sexting and her failed threesome
— The swagger of Dante Nero
— Ray DeVito watches porn on mute as an educational tool for oral sex
— Chris Laker discusses his research on your masturbation situations
— Jonah Hill vs. The Paparazzi
— Kurt Metzger and Mark Normand on Last Comic Standing and clubbing
— Myka Fox’s lust of Andy Kaufman
— Judy Gold on adoption, Elysa, working with Hennessy, the gender of Keith’s dog, waiting tables, and Wife Swap

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KATG.com/DadBook

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Lenny

Katharine

Dante

Ray

Chris

Kurt

Mark

Myka

Judy

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