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KATG 3893: Saturday Night Lives w/ Jack Helmuth

SNL writer Jack Helmuth joins Keith to spill the behind-the-scenes secrets of Saturday Night Live based on his time with the group from 1997-2000 with Jimmy, Will, Tina, Norm, and others. The duo also discusses the dynamic of live TV in regards to sports celebrations, featuring the Philadelphia E-L-G-S-E-S. February 20, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Relationship fights I mean misunderstandings
  • — Ice floods, more plane crashes, congestion pricing, the White House's ASMR deportation video, and DOGE
  • — Saturday Night Live secrets
  • — The Philadelphia Eagles celebration and live TV

Guests

Jack HelmuthJack Helmuth

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Detroit's ice flood
Detroit's ice flood
C.J. Gardner-Johnson celebrating Super Bowl LIX
C.J. Gardner-Johnson celebrating Super Bowl LIX

KATG 3892: Severance 2: Keith and Liz’s First Fight w/ Katharine Heller

Trouble in Paradise? Katharine Heller joins Keith to help him process Keith and Liz’s first tumultuous moment as partners. Only a week away from The Newlywed Game 3, Keith wonders if Love can survive this devastating event. On a lighter note, the duo discusses the upside down Delta airplane and the end of the world. They also cover everything Saturday Night Live including The Homecoming Concert and SNL 50: The Anniversary Special. February 18, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 KATG.com/DAD
  • — 3:41 The upside down Delta airplane, the fear of flying, and DOGE feat. the Super Bowl, MAGA snowflakes, and liberal elites
  • — 18:24 Valentine’s Day and Keith and Liz’s first fight
  • — 29:15 The Homecoming Concert feat. The First Fortune Cookie Break
  • — 36:41 The Homecoming Concert cont’d feat. Kendrick vs. Drake, The Second Fortune Cookie Break, and Katharine Heller’s child gymnastic sexual abuse
  • — 47:24 SNL 50: The Anniversary Special feat. The In Memoriam of Sketches
  • — 50:53 SNL 50: The Anniversary Special cont’d feat. Keith’s favorite SNL sketches
  • — 54:20 SNL 50: The Anniversary Special cont’d feat. Tiny Hands, The Great Sinéad O'Connor, Norm McDonald (RIP), Chevy Chase, and Eddie Murphy
  • — 58:54 QUIT SMOKING?/The Goodbyes

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February 2025
February 2025

KATG 3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him w/ Rojo Perez

Keith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again! Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World. February 14, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Valentine’s Day and a love hormone spray to combat loneliness
  • — The new Trump American calendar
  • — KATG hate mail/Kanye West’s $20 swastika t-shirt makes him $2,000,000/Ye’s divorce
  • — Captain America: Brave New World baby spoilers

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

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The Boss, his emotional support human, and The President
The Boss, his emotional support human, and The President
They got us back!
They got us back!
Kanye West's $8 million Super Bowl commercial
Kanye West's $8 million Super Bowl commercial
Ye and the only thing that was at Yeezy.com
Ye and the only thing that was at Yeezy.com




KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP


KATG 3890: Not Like Us (Fly, Eagles Fly) w/ Abbi Crutchfield

The hilarious Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith to discuss Super Bowl 2025. The duo covers it all from the New Orleans blowout to the rigged Puppy Bowl; from the commercials to the Kendrick Lamar halftime show; from Taylor Swift and Serena Williams to nazis Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Kanye West; and, from hosting parties to Apple’s Sequoia 15.3 breaking your printer. It’s game on, baby. February 10, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Apple Martin and hosting parties
  • — Super Bowl LIX feat. The Blowout, the rigged Puppy Bowl XXI, Kick of Destiny 3, the commercials, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, betting against friends, New Orleans, the Kendrick Lamar halftime show, and Taylor Swift & Serena Williams
  • — Donald Trump feat. fellow nazis Elon Musk and Kanye West
  • — Apple’s Sequoia 15.3 breaking your printer

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Patrick Mahomes is just getting started
Patrick Mahomes is just getting started
Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce
Taylor Swift getting booed: "What's going on?"
Taylor Swift getting booed: "What's going on?"
Bill Belichick (72) and Jordon Hudson (24) - (This is picture is real)
Bill Belichick (72) and Jordon Hudson (24) - (This is picture is real)
Kendrick Lamar singing: "Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young."
Kendrick Lamar singing: "Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young."
Drake
Drake
Fly, Eagles Fly!
Fly, Eagles Fly!
Keith burning computer printers (also real)
Keith burning computer printers (also real)

KATG 3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that’s been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump’s latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It’s a rollercoaster of laughter and tears. February 4, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s recordings vs. construction woes
  • — Today’s Sponsor: Sherry’s Berries
  • — Minimum Rage/Starbucks’s new panic buttons/CVS’s unlocking app
  • — Donald Trump’s latest executive orders/Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs’s even newer sexual assault allegations show abuse went on for easily 2 decades
  • — MAKE! MOVIES! SHORTER!
  • — Keith tries playing VR mini golf with strangers
  • — 67th Grammy Awards
  • — The Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision
  • — CHU & A 180: Coasting revelations

Pictures

Temple University Eagles fan Tyler Sabapathy, RIP
Temple University Eagles fan Tyler Sabapathy, RIP
Ravens sexual assaulter Justin Tucker
Ravens sexual assaulter Justin Tucker





Walkabout Mini Golf VR
Walkabout Mini Golf VR
Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick Lamar
KATG.com/GilbertGottfried
KATG.com/GilbertGottfried

KATG 3888: Behind the Data w/ Andrea Jones-Rooy

New guest and data scientist Dr. Andrea Jones-Rooy shares the science behind our lives in regard to topics such as politics, crime, movies, our personal computer algorithms, and more. Andrea and Keith also discuss listener colonoscopies, Donald Trump ending your government support, Super Bowl LIX, and the 97th Academy Awards. January 28, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — NYC’s 5-day record of no shootings
  • — Listener colonoscopies
  • — Super Bowl LIX
  • — Donald Trump dismantling your government support
  • — 2025 Oscar nominations

KATG 3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards. January 23, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — L.A. wildfires: firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting
  • — Keith’s colonoscopy: Prep
  • — Keith’s landlord to learn about Sugar Walls
  • — Donald Trump’s sweeping changes to America
  • — Keith’s colonoscopy: Game Day
  • — The 2025 Razzie Awards

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Carrie's asshole earrings
Carrie's asshole earrings

KATG 3886: Inauguration 2025 w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

It’s President Trump: Take 2 feat. Elon Musk handing out Nazi salutes. Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to discuss Keith’s solo episode Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass as well as President #47’s speech to turn this failing country around. January 20, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Remembering Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass and Newsy’s rehabilitation
  • — Today’s Sponsor: The U.S. Post Office
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — Keith’s upcoming medical procedures
  • — TikTok tricks and Trumpcoin
  • — Trump’s 2025 inaugural address
  • — Dave Chappelle’s (ballsy) monologue on SNL

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Elon Musk celebrating Donald Trump
Elon Musk celebrating Donald Trump

KATG 3885: Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass

Keith’s here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit. January 17, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — The Hellos feat. Snikki
  • — 23-year-old woman enters an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inside her/Gen Z vs. lightbulbs and newspapers
  • — The second half of Smile 2 review
  • — Woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt dumps her husband and loses $855,000
  • — Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action review
  • — The Apprentice (Donald Trump biopic) and Nightbitch (dog-mom biopic) reviews
  • — NFL Playoffs 2025 - The final 8
  • — OnlyFans’ Bonnie Blue fucked 1,057 men in 12 hours
  • — Drake sues Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar calling him a certifiable pedophile

Pictures

Snikki's Lil 'rona
Snikki's Lil 'rona
Don't Touch?
Don't Touch?

The Demon in Smile and Smile 2
The Demon in Smile and Smile 2

Brad Pitt (left) and Anne (right)
Brad Pitt (left) and Anne (right)
Anne (left) and probably not Brad Pitt (right)
Anne (left) and probably not Brad Pitt (right)




The Steelers' Mike Tomlin
The Steelers' Mike Tomlin
Bonnie Blue, champeen
Bonnie Blue, champeen
Supreme Court Justice Judge Alito
Supreme Court Justice Judge Alito
Not Like Us
Not Like Us

KATG 3884: Over the Bus w/ Myq Kaplan

It’s the hilarious and KATG-prolific Myq Kaplan! The duo discusses Justy Dodge’s ring update and relatable shocking things, such as L.A. wildfires and NYC’s congestion pricing. They also discuss the UFC’s Dana White being hired to Meta’s (Instagram, Facebook) board of directors. Keith and Myq also discuss Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes as well as the Steelers long hard road to the Super Bowl. January 10, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Justy Dodge’s ring update!!!
  • — L.A. wildfires
  • — NYC’s congestion pricing
  • — Meta hires UFC’s Dana White as a board of director
  • — Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes
  • — The long hard road to the Super Bowl

Guests

Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

Pictures

Justy Dodge's ring!!!
Justy Dodge's ring!!!
"This ain't no disco ... "
"This ain't no disco ... "
" ... This is L.A."
" ... This is L.A."
Meta pals
Meta pals
Nikki Glaser
Nikki Glaser
Liz's Golden Globes score keeping ...
Liz's Golden Globes score keeping ...
... not even important
... not even important


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