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KATG 3871: Request Denied w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Karen Morrow hosts a special Last Week on KATG episode with her partner Rod as the trio discusses republicans pretending the 2025 administration is cool and that mockery offends them. The gang also dissects the Paul vs. Tyson Netflix special and Keith’s entertainment disease that made him finish Cobra Kai Season 6 Part 2. November 18, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — The Winning Pittsburgh Steelers and the skill of pro athletes
  • — Today’s sponsor: Racism
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — Last week’s episodes recap feat. republicans pretending the 2025 administration is cool and that mockery offends them; and, the behind the scenes of the Paul vs. Tyson Netflix special feat. Brother Love
  • — Keith finishes Cobra Kai Season 6 Part 2
  • — Past guests that ask for their episodes to be removed

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UNLIMITED!!!
UNLIMITED!!!


The Mile High Burger Club aka The Cool Kids Table
The Mile High Burger Club aka The Cool Kids Table


Brother Love
Brother Love

KATG 3870: The Rapist vs. The Dipshit, aka Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul w/ Brother Love

Brother Love joins Keith to discuss their viewing of Netflix’s stupid live global 5-hour special Paul vs. Tyson. The duo breaks down the matches, the bullshit, and how women get things done. November 16, 2024
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Brother LoveBrother Love

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You've been Thunderstruck
You've been Thunderstruck
The good 'ol days
The good 'ol days
No mercy!
No mercy!
Gronk and Shaq
Gronk and Shaq

Guess who won? ( ... wrong)
Guess who won? ( ... wrong)
THE MATCH IS STILL GOING!!!
THE MATCH IS STILL GOING!!!

KATG 3869: Donald Trump’s 2025 Cabinet

Perennial KATG poker champion Keith Malley is here to share his thoughts on Netflix’s The Rapist vs. The Dipshit aka Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks, and The Onion buying Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real). Visit KATG.com/DAD as a palate cleanser. November 15, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — The Rapist vs. The Dipshit: Mike Tyson and Jake Paul
  • — 20-year-old father throws his 8-month-old at a wall over video game rage
  • — Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks
  • — The Onion buys Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real)
  • — Praise for KATG.com/VIP’s Daddy Issues

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Keith meant to send this picture from his phone to his computer at @info. Hi, Kamala
Keith meant to send this picture from his phone to his computer at @info. Hi, Kamala
Tyson slapping Jake
Tyson slapping Jake

Kid thrower and gaming enthusiast Jalin White
Kid thrower and gaming enthusiast Jalin White
Matt Gaetz, accused child rapist and prospective Attorney General
Matt Gaetz, accused child rapist and prospective Attorney General




Alex Jones
Alex Jones
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP

KATG 3868: Rapecoin w/ Gastor Almonte

Fan favorite Gastor Almonte returns to KATG to help Keith celebrate Veterans Day. Keith and Gastor discuss the toll of Donald Trump on your family, SNL’s Election Day response, Pornhub in regards to the election, and reviews of Blink Twice and Venom: The Last Dance. TRIGGER WARNING: Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career. November 11, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Election ‘24: Donald Trump and your family/SNL’s Election Day response
  • — Christian “King” Combs on his dad’s positive actions
  • — PornHub and Election Day
  • — Football, boxing, and your emergency contact
  • — Blink Twice review
  • — Venom: The Last Dance review
  • — Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career

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Raygunn and supporter Camryn Bynum
Raygunn and supporter Camryn Bynum
The Portal Girl in NYC and Philadelphia
The Portal Girl in NYC and Philadelphia

KATG 3867: Election Day 2024: Trump Wins Again w/ ListenerLiz

Keith and Liz return to discuss The Day After. The national numbers are in, and Donald Trump has been elected (again) as the President of The United States of America with RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health, Joe Rogan as Secretary of Alpha Brain, Kid Rock as Secretary of Rock & Roll, and Elon Musk as Secretary of Dog Money. November 6, 2024
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January 6, 2021
January 6, 2021
Donald Trump's victory speech
Donald Trump's victory speech
Multiple accused rapist Russell Brand
Multiple accused rapist Russell Brand
Kamala Harris's concession speech
Kamala Harris's concession speech





KATG 3866: Nauseously Optimistic (Election Day 2024) w/ ListenerLiz

Keith’s lover Liz joins him to discuss the happenings and agita of Election Day. The perfect couple talks about their voting experiences, how to stay sane, and everything surrounding the election from RFK Jr. still being on ballots to Donald Trump’s endorsement by Joe Rogan. The amazing duo also shares the ballad of Cuntjuice McGee. November 5, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Boycotting NYT’s games
  • — SNL feat. Kamala Harris and Harvey Epstein
  • — Voting: Trump vs. Harris feat. Joe Rogan
  • — Cuntjuice McGee
  • — The Chicken Big Mac
  • — Tom Brady’s announcing restrictions

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The real Harvey Epstein
The real Harvey Epstein
Keith's truth
Keith's truth

Rudy Giuliani outside Four Seasons (Total Landscaping)
Rudy Giuliani outside Four Seasons (Total Landscaping)
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Charlotte's CO
Charlotte's CO



Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly
Petey Pablo
Petey Pablo
Cuntjuice Fountain
Cuntjuice Fountain
Cuntjuice McGee
Cuntjuice McGee
The Chicken Big Mac
The Chicken Big Mac
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (l.), Not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (r.)
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (l.), Not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (r.)

KATG 3865: One Star w/ Diamond Dogs’ Chris

From Diamond Dogs and Five On It LIVE: It’s Chris! Keith and Chris discuss murderball, the airlines, movies, and Jon Stewart’s take on Tony Hinchcliffe. We also flashback to Keith teaching us all how to save time. October 31, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Visiting Five On It LIVE and real satanists feat. MAGIC!/Sports shit-talkers, murderball, feeling like a genius watching movies, and Tom Brady being a sp*z
  • — 28:10 Fuckin’ airlines … feat. Pete Buttigieg
  • — 31:49 Keith, Liz, and At the Movies: We Live in Time and the 1-star reviews, Babygirl and real orgasms, and Venom 3 and What X-Men would you be
  • — 46:08 Tony Hinchcliffe and Jon Stewart (KATG.com #’s 3383 & 3837)
  • — 52:43 Longlegs/Five On it LIVE/Daylight Saving Time

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We Live in Time
We Live in Time
Longlegs
Longlegs
Gambit
Gambit
Cyclops
Cyclops
(The) Beast
(The) Beast

KATG 3864: Catholic Guilt w/ Kelly McCaughan

KATG’s latest new guest, Kelly McCaughan, will win you over in two seconds … even if she is beyond blasphemous. Keith and Kelly discuss McDonald’s E. coli and politics feat. Tony Hinchcliffe and dipshits and jerkwads, being raised Catholic and giving God your soul in second grade, and the proof that God is 100% real. October 30, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — A Real Shit Show: McDonad’s E. coli and politics feat. Tony Hinchcliffe
  • — Kelly McCaughan’s Catholic Guilt and being raised in Jesus’s love
  • — The Free & Equal 2024 Presidential Debate Series’ Star Spangled Banner by Loomis

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Yet another campaign promise ...
Yet another campaign promise ...
The airport
The airport

Tony Hinchcliffe
Tony Hinchcliffe
Jay Johnston
Jay Johnston
Charlotte, NC
Charlotte, NC


Death before salvation
Death before salvation
An aspergillum (the sprinkler thing)
An aspergillum (the sprinkler thing)
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/DadBook

KATG 3863: Them Dipshits w/ Brother Love

BROTHER LOVIN’! Keith and longtime pal Brolo are back at it, talking about love, couple vacations, loving bad sports teams, politics, and Keith’s follow-up on helping children get into the most violent movie ever made. Do yourself a favor and be sure to check out the music of Brother Love and Them Vibes! October 23, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Love and Intercource
  • — 7:10 Loving a horrible sports team
  • — 11:45 Brother Love, Them Vibes, music services, your phone listening to you, and the political landscape feat. How to Be a Comic in 2024
  • — 28:17 Insane Clown Posse endorses Kamala Harris, Elon Musk vs. Tim Walz, and going low
  • — 35:49 Brother Love on the radio feat. Odie Leigh
  • — 41:36 KATG.com/VIP’s The Brother Love Owwwr! feat. Aerosmith and Graham Whitford
  • — 45:43 The follow-up of Keith helping children get into the most violent movie ever made

Guests

Brother LoveBrother Love

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Brother Love is a always a great guest. And he comes prepared.
Brother Love is a always a great guest. And he comes prepared.







KATG 3862: Smile 2: Keep Smiling

Having to watch horror movie sequels is Keith’s personal horror movie. He discusses his walkout of Smile 2 and helping children sneak into R-rated movies. Keith also discusses other horrors, including ironic MAGA crimes, The War on Christmas, and the link between Donald Trump and McDonald’s literally deadly E coli outbreak. October 22, 2024
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  • — 0:00 The police’s jokes/Smile 2
  • — 11:13 MAGA evangelical church leader Zachary Radcliff arrested for child rape
  • — 13:36 Physically abusive cheater Hulk Hogan explains how MAGA will bring the family idea back to America/MAGA football star Le’Veon Bell, who has 7 children by 6 women (and has cheated on these multiple wives) calls Kamala Harris a tramp
  • — 15:05 The Central Park 5 sues Donald Trump for continuing to lie about them pleading guilty to rape adding that they also plead guilty to murdering the (quite alive) female jogger Trisha Meili
  • — 19:43 Donald Trump lies about democrats sending Hurricane Hele FEMA relief money to spend on immigrants entering the country illegally/The War on Christmas
  • — 24:54 Donald Trump “serving” “people” “food”/McDonald’s major E coli outbreak that includes death

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Smile bullshit
Smile bullshit
'Ol Smiley
'Ol Smiley
Art the Clown
Art the Clown
Child rapist Zachary Radcliff
Child rapist Zachary Radcliff
The very same Zachary Radcliff's mugshot
The very same Zachary Radcliff's mugshot
Mark Eichorn, preschool staffer/child sexual abuser
Mark Eichorn, preschool staffer/child sexual abuser
MAGA female physical abuser/cheater/racist Hulk Hogan
MAGA female physical abuser/cheater/racist Hulk Hogan
WHEN MEN WERE MEN who fucked their daughters best friends behind their wives' back
WHEN MEN WERE MEN who fucked their daughters best friends behind their wives' back
Le'Veon Bell, cheater with 7 kids from 6 women, simply asking: Trump or Tramp?
Le'Veon Bell, cheater with 7 kids from 6 women, simply asking: Trump or Tramp?
Thoughts on the Central Park 5 by Donald J. Trump
Thoughts on the Central Park 5 by Donald J. Trump

New York Post
New York Post

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