KATG 3976: Methods of Mayhem

Hell yeah! Nothing says it’s summertime like an atmospheric firehose! Hope you had a grand Memorial Weekend and that you let Bret Michaels honor the fallen in peace. Now let’s party! NYC hosts half of the top 50 pizza spots in America and holds court in the top 5 spots in the entire world. Now in Charlotte, Keith skips Cook Out to try out America’s 41st best: Pizza Baby. Keith also reviews entertainment juggernauts Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Yoda and The Boys series finale. He also dives into AI, featuring: ChatGPT making an animation based on Keith’s new book, revisiting Keith trying to get Grok to speak to him as an apologetic ex, and Taxi Driver screenwriter Paul Schrader telling us that his AI girlfriend broke up with him. AD: This episode is brought to you by the new Shit Number smart toilet. “Precision analytics for your daily business.” May 29, 2026

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— Charlotte’s flying horrors
— America’s #41 pizza joint: Charlotte’s Pizza Baby
— Let Bret Michaels celebrate Memorial Day please!!!
— Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu review
— The Boys series finale reviewed
— The American Trump T1 smartphone is actually made in China and features the wrong amount of stripes on the phone’s American flag
— A.I. featuring: ChatGPT making an animation based on Keith’s new book, Taxi Driver screenwriter Paul Schrader telling us that his A.I. girlfriend broke up with him, and Tron: Ares review
— Sponsor: Shit Number toilets

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FUCK OFF

KATG 3975: I Think I Can Swim

Keith is here to announce that … he CAN swim? Hm. Anyway, Keith has the introduction to his new book about a blindsided break-up reviewed, discusses new Drake, flashbacks to the great Gilbert Gottfried, and gets to the bottom of military submarine Steve and Tom-foolery. Skank you for listening. May 19, 2026

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— The Iceman Cometh: New Drake/Remembering Gilbert Gottfried
— The Trump mobile phone
— The USS Ford and two destroyers dock in the U.S. after a year of deployment
— Keith learned that he could swim after all/Remembering William Shatner’s wife
— Your 2026 KATG Semi-Annual Poker Championship qualifiers
— Keith’s new book introduction reviewed
— God & Glenn

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The 'Made in China' American Freedom Trump Mobile phone (with the wrong number of stripes on the flag)

FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!

KATG 3974: How’d It Die?

It’s been exactly three months since Keith’s major break-up. He thinks he’s finally doing okay. Is he? May 13, 2026

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— Our bathroom phones
— The Roast of Kevin Hart
— Michael Jackson’s private plane passenger profile
— The Sheep Detectives and wise old people
— Keith 3 months after being romantically let go: Keith’s How’d It Die? book idea and fantasizing about running into his ex
— The price of going to the movies
— The Boys and its correlations to President Trump
— Kash Patel’s autographed whiskey
— America states and cities named for England, our previous overlords

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Toilet Time

Friends

Detective Odafin "Fin" Tutuola's musical side project

Primate

Real

The Boys creator

SNL

Real

Also real

Charlotte, NC's sexy namesake

New York's equally hot namesake

KATG 3973: For the Love of the Game

Keith is back with his church of scars, and nothing’s keeping him down. Keith has finally figured out why the love of his life left him, and he’s going to try to work on being a different person. He also discusses learning the history of the Charlotte-established fast food joint Bojangles, and he eavesdrops on a Bojangles potential hiring. Keith gives us an update on the Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple, Donald Trump’s golfing prowess, Jeffrey Epstein’s supposed suicide note before his “failed attempt”, and the deadly cruise ship hantavirus outbreak. You can shake Keith cold, shake Keith cold; but yet, his soul can’t be sold. May 8, 2026

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— How to read a potential lover’s mind
— Keith, his heart, Walkabout Mini Golf, Pizza Movie, and the Daredevil: Born Again season 2 finale
— Keith’s latest theory on his break-up: He was TOO nice
— Keith learns the history of the fast food joint Bojangles
— Keith eavesdrops on a potential Bojangles hiring
— MOTHER’S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY!
— An update on the Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple
— Putz Donald Trump quits golf-putting after missing consecutive golf putts in front of students
— Jeffrey Epstein’s supposed suicide note before his “failed attempt”
— Jeffrey Epstein’s Xbox Live ban
— The deadly cruise ship hantavirus outbreak
— The Recap

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Nia Long

Heidi Klum

Hey Wyna Liu, like what the fuck already ...

Walkabout Mini Golf's latest course

Playing through the pain ...

Bojangles himself

The Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple

Nicholas Tartaglione: former cop and Jeffrey Epstein's cellmate (and Jeffrey Epstein murder suspect?)

Bishop Briggs

KATG 3972: Spirit Not in the Sky

Keith is crying tough through comedy. He discusses the end of Spirit Airlines, the passing of his broken-hearted neighbor, Timothée Chalamet forcing a scene in Marty Supreme where he gets smacked on his bare bottom with a ping pong paddle, The Devil Wears Prada 2, Michael 1, and the Antichrist. May 5, 2026

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— Spirit Airlines abruptly cancels all flights forever
— Siri Knows: Keith’s musical algorithm/The passing of Keith’s broken-hearted neighbor
— Minimum Rage: Taco Bell worker shoots gun at customers after one customer puts soda in a free water cup
— Marty Supreme and that sicko Timothée Hal Chalamet
— The Devil Wears Prada 1’s makeover scene remembered/The Devil Wears Prada 2 teaser
— Tucker Carlson, Rudy Giuliani, and the Antichrist
— The Michael Jackson movie reviewed
— The Michael Jackson child molestation lawsuits
— Michael Jackson buys friend Paul McCartney’s music catalog behind his back
— Janet Jackson refused to be included in the Michael Jackson movie
— The Recap

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How Keith measures how long he's been single

"Now playing songs you like: In the End (There's Nothing) by Warrant"

Anne Hathaway's makeover

Keith's fashion

Rick's fashion

Blaine's fashion

Tucker Carlson

Rudy Giuliani

Nia Long

LaToya Jackson

KATG 3971: Reminders of Her

She’s EVERYWHERE! Anyway, Keith moves on by discussing the heartbreaking fact that we have friends who constantly fall for fake news, generational slang and colloquialisms, making his dad laugh(?), the film The Drama and the worst things we’ve ever done, and the Trump White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting. People love asking Keith, with great care and sincere intention: “U ok?” Keith is here to say he’s doing just fine; he just can’t look around at ANYTHING. April 28, 2026

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— Liz Hair: Little Sugar Creek
— Gullible citizens
— Dissecting “I got you”
— Women and Wordle
— CLT TACOS
— Remembering Keith’s dad
— Condom prices souring
— The Drama review
— Russell Brand and kid fuckers
— Last Week on KATG and AI
— Diamond Dogs, Pittsburgh sports, and Bret Michaels
— The Trump White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting
— The Recap

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Fagottini

True Story

Keith's movie theater's guard duck

The Drama director Kristoffer Borgli

Russell Brand looking for a Bible verse of any kind

Jerry Seinfeld (39) and Shoshanna Lonstein (17)

Chekhov's Burger

Diamond Dogs #46

Bret Michaels singing Nothin' But A Good Time at the NFL Draft

Cole Tomas Allen, 31 - the Correspondents' Dinner shooter's ID

Hotel selfie just before the shooting

Mentalist Oz Pearlman

Impressionist Matt Friend

Trump and Michael Jackson supporter Randy Quaid

The Two Kings

Lewis Capaldi

KATG 3970: Ordinary World (Dance Through the Darkness)

Keith is feeling upbeat and healthy as he explores Charlotte and wonders if other people, too, have eaten out of the garbage. Keith also ponders if he’s watching TV or if TV is watching him. He makes a correlation between Rotten Tomatoes’ Audience Scores and the state of the world, comments on Dave Chappelle’s confusion over being embraced by anti-trans Republicans, gets riled up over the upcoming mandatory military draft, and wonders if angels are indeed walking among us. He also reads your emails. Fingers crossed. April 21, 2026

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— Your emojis and signs from the universe
— Shopping, sourdough, and eating out of the garbage
— The Pitt, Daredevil: Born Again, and feelings
— 2026’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees
— Bar customers and human angels
— Pulp Fiction’s Pete Hegseth
— 2026’s U.S. Government feat. Dave Chappelle and Rob Schneider
— Keith’s Latest Theory: Rotten Tomatoes’ Audience Score relates to the state of the world (see: The Housemaid)
— Keith’s bar and God’s angels
— SMART Recovery Handbook — 4th Edition
— Listener emails
— The Recap

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The Good Life

JUST GIVE ME A DISCOUNT YOURSELVES!

The Best Revenge

Charlotte

CHARLOTTE!!!

ER and The Pitt

Bullseye and Daredevil

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Chappelle not knowing how to let Boebart down

Rob Schneider thinking about the upcoming mandatory draft for boys 18-25

ElvisRico understands life is "such a ta-do"

ElvisRico feat. Art by Adam

Chemda, Amanda, Alicia, and Keith sans eyeballs

Alicia and Keith caught on candid camera

BANNED BOOKS

KATG 3969: Lovesick & SMART

Keith discusses love, depression, anger, slipping up, and SMART recovery. April 15, 2026

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[Shrug.emoji]

The mother fuckin' signs ...

KATG 3968: Keeping Keith Honest (Oy Gevalt)

Keith’s back, and he’s gotten more so-called-fan mail! Oy vey … Keith also discusses where he’s at in his Anger Stage, No Kings, and the recent high-profile government firings. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Who is Keith more disgusted with: Louis C.K. or the dude from Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat? The answer may surprise you. Breaking news: Jesus saw his shadow! April 7, 2026

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Show Notes

— Technology and the end of our world
— Listener feedback regarding Keith’s Anger Stage
— Easter, government firings, political sellouts, and the No Kings protests
— Louis C.K.’s scheduled Netflix return
— Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat
— Oscars 2026
— Chuck Norris was mortal after all

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The White House robots

John Gray (This guy gets it)

Mrs. and Mrs. Noem

Pam Bondi

Trump's ex-spiritual advisor who is out of jail after being sentenced to 6 months for child rape

Robert Mueller, RIP

Brother Love in a Nashville No Kings protest

Tomi Lahren, natural beauty

The President Trump-endorsed Bill Maher

Louis C.K. and the doc you should see

Jury Duty 2 and Jury Duty 1 heroes

James Marsden

Sia

Chuck Norris presiding over his funeral

28 Days Later - Part 4

KATG 3967: Hard Interruption (The Anger Stage)

This one’s for the haters April 1, 2026

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"Hey empaths: FUCK YOU!" - Deanna Troi

If Elvis Rico said it, it's word

Charlotte ... YORK?!

Stepping up

"GRRRRRR!!!" - this dog hearing Keith's dad's voice

Hard

Interruption

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