Show Notes

• — Why We're Not Here: KATG's Elizabeth Taylor gets married for the 9th time; The Asteroids world record is broken; Scrabble changes its rules to allow proper nouns
• — The Awkward Kings of Comedy: The awkward comedians couldn't call themselves kings unless they paid a $30,000 licensing fee
• — Celebrity Spotting: Rapper Common recognizes Baron Vaughn from Black Dynamite; Tracy Morgan spots Victor Varnado from Pluto Nash
• — More White: Baron Vaughn does the exceptionally white voice of the preppy gang member in the video game Bully
• — Cranky: Marina Franklin is annoyed that the show has become about Baron
• — Bootlegging: Nerds have already begun torrenting The Awkward Comedy Show
• — Marina vs. Chemda: Marina doesn't realize she is on the Keith and The Girl show. She also doesn't understand what it is.
• — Divorce Terms: Hannibal Buress and his girlfriend break up, and now Victor can't get head shots
• — Professional Babies: Comedians show up unprepared, Victor has to make it work and not be offended
• — Thief Realists: Isohunt is getting sued, so they re-routed their search engines. Now nothing can be found.
• — Cut Your Losses: McNally's house is burned down and all the 76-hour podcast video footage is gone
• — Clash Of The Black Titans: The Awkward Comedians will strangle each other before the end of their tour
• — Give A Fuck: Marina was asked to be in Victor's commercial for The Awkward Comedy Show, she did not show up
• — Ask A Stranger Out: A guy asks out a woman for the first time and it worked
• — You About To Get Fatter: A British teacher lost nearly 70 pounds after being hypnotized into believing she had gastric bypass surgery
• — Zombie: Tiger Woods has a new commercial for Nike with his dead father's voice over
• — Disrespecting Your Race: People do not enjoy seeing interracial couples
• — Abortions In The Last Cart: A pregnant woman was charged with a fine after moving from one train car to the other