758: Head of the Class

Show Notes

• — Adam meets Tila Tequila
• — Eric Anderson's whole fucking life
• — Dimitri the Stud: a fantastic piece of shit
• — Chemda keeps herself single and fucks around
• — Where's the pool in Israel?
• — Keith goes to Israel
• — Girls are stupid!
• — 905 Keeps Your Cock Alive
• — Dimitri the Lover consensually half-rapes his doctor's license away and starts a REVOLUTION!; Worship the Kock
• — KATG Wikipedia is updated, God bless those meticulous Aspies
• — KATG fans can't lie, C'MAHN!
• — Some kid crashes the car of his driving test, but still passes! This just in: A dog is surfing!
• — George Carlin predicts the future of Reality TV, turns out it's shit
• — Some guy hits his mom with Polish Sausage, not figuratively either!
• — People like beer!
• — An old lady crashes into a grocery store then tries to buy a six pack
• — Man has pants undone in park and is charged with Unlawful Sock on Dick
• — Doctor makes baby retarded by crushing her skull during birth delivery
• — Quit opening your fucking stores across the street from one another, Starbucks (should have hired PotatoE)
• — Brits like to curse
• — Keith and Chemda are old, dang roller coasters hurt their bodies
• — Cash in your tits
• — Kingda Ka roons people
• — Fat people roon roller coasters
• — America We Stand as One