935: Bad EYEdeas

Show Notes

• — Pronunciation: Love means I can say your name wrong
• — Black People Time: The plight of punctuation
• — Passover: Hebrew is not the soothingest of languages
• — Keith's Cookies: Chemda's Moooommmmmm sends Keith a birthday gift
• — American How Ya Doin': Oh, me goodness brrrrrmmmmpt
• — Rescue Me: He already fucked everyone in the city...
• — No One Cares About the Plot: Battlestar Galactica wasted my life
• — Ghetto Speak: Why you sound like the teachers, son?
• — Aye Papi: You're calling me your dad, do you know that we're fucking?
• — Copyright Infringement: Your song that I stole completely lacks originality
• — I <3 My Marriage: Man strangles wife with his sense of humor
• — Beer and Meat: You sold your 14-year-old daughter for $16K
• — No Pill-Popping At School: Everyone knows your daughter is a whore
• — A Drunk vs. A Child: Who would win?
• — Get Over Yourself: You can't deal with a fart? You're an athlete!
• — A Jew and A Black Don't Know: Easter is when He died, right?
• — Scumbag Fight: Creepy Woody Allen is pissed that Creepy American Apparel used his likeness
• — GQ is Gay?!: Robert Downey Jr. wears heels
• — Race is a Factor: I hope you don't mean what I think you I mean
• — Instigating: Yeah, I'm going to be raped, but mind your fucking business
• — Life Without Parole: 14-year-old stabs his brother to death
• — Do Not Read This: You got shot in the eye for gossiping