1069: Potato Dick

Show Notes

• — Good Job: Micah Sherman took the liberty of pouring some water all over the laptop
• — Three Weeks Sober: I make bad decisions when I'm drunk, I traced 'Juicey' all over your butt
• — It's Hilarious!: Micah's dick looks like the bottom of an octopus tentacle
• — Lawyer, Doctor, Architect: Make up you went to high school. Make up you went to college. Then you can be a Scheduler one day.
• — Best Friends For Never: David Spade shits in Chris Farley's grave
• — It's Not Real: If Lauren looks left in her own Haunted House, I'm looking right. Nice try, honey.
• — You've Been Had: Lip-syncing and body doubles is the new live concert experience
• — Paranormal Activity: The low budget Halloween movie beheaded Saw 17 from the #1 spot
• — Everyday Is Something!: You have to be drunk to watch baseball, nothing is fucking happening
• — The Frillies: They photoshopped a skirt on a bunch of baseball players. We're playing faggots, get it?
• — I'm World Wide: The man begged to go to prison because he couldn't deal with his wife's nagging
• — Maybe It's You: It's been 7 years since I ran over some guy, what are the odds that I'll do it again? Ha jeez...