1200: The Guest House

Show Notes

• — Your Swag: Who would buy Bud Light flip flops? Several people in the room, apparently.
• — Consumerism: Gillette Fusion Pro Glide, it's their best shave yet, again
• — Dropping Hints: Jamie Lee and Jesse Joyce make it to the next round, but I wouldn't bet on them
• — Emotional Conductor: Keith tells Newsy how to feel on Salvia
• — Your Alone Time: 51% agree with Chemda that it's healthy to live away from your lover in the guest house
• — Why Men Cheat On Their Wives: A fan is upset that his wife gives him less attention after the birth of their son
• — Why Get Married?: Romance is dead, marriage is a contract, getting down on one knee is for douches
• — Ashley Madison Stadium: A website where people go to cheat and not get caught wants to name a stadium
• — Brosom: Ben Lerman asks Diane's Boobs how to get rid of his man-boobs
• — Your Cajones: A Mexican matador was arrested after breaching his contract and running out of the bull ring
• — Cow Drowning: An 18-year-old Indonesian was caught banging a cow because he was seduced by it
• — American Hero: A 52-year-old with a sword was found in Afghanistan hunting for Osama Bin Laden
• — Helen Thomas Retires: Jews should get the hell out of Palestine and go back to Germany and Poland
• — Mayonnaise Bandit: Police believe they caught a notorious criminal who pours condiments into library drops
• — Jackass: A woman assaults Bam Margera after he called her the Black N-word
• — Just Switch Gas: BP Gas Station owners should just switch to a different brand, it's that easy