1221: That Ain't Right

Show Notes

• — Seepage: Keith predicted the oil leak would not be stopped
• — Beta Testing: The new KATG iPhone app features a hologram of Keith and Chemda in your house
• — The Flea Market: Keith haggles for stolen goods at the flea market, like his mamma taught him
• — Uppity Dykes: Chemda and Lauren are continually harassed for being lesbians
• — Can You Imagine?: The first youtube comments for Keith's DVD are thumbs down; haters is hatin'
• — #@!$%: Live shows can't be fined when someone accidentally curses; Tiger Woods swears during a golf tournament
• — Fame Whores: Celebrity Apprentice: Tiger Woods paid Rachel Uchitel $10 million to keep quiet, now she will be on Celebrity Apprentice
• — The Shuffle Shake: iPods are set to shuffle when they shake to inconvenience you
• — Whatever You Want: Recruiters continue to say anything to get people to join the military
• — Halloween 2: Rob Zombie tries to Quentin Tarentino the movie by adding meaningless dialogue
• — Samantha Jones vs. Stone Cold: Keith cracks the mystery of the General Manager before the other wrestlers do!
• — Hate Speech: Muslims are controlling Americans by getting mad when we draw Muhammad
• — Bad Habits: People grow to resent each others idiosyncrasies over time
• — Good-bye Forever, Malley: Father Malley finds the website through word of mouth and warns Keith he is going to Hell
• — Gone With The Massas: The South were a bunch of pussies, Scarlett O'Hara was a bitch, and slaves used to talk funny
• — High As A Kite: Whitney Houston spends $6,300 a week on drugs, and she lied to Oprah about being sober
• — Witch Trials: Child witchcraft is running rampant in Africa, 8 to 14-year-old boys are at risk of violence against witches