1304: Lie to Me

Show Notes

• — Faking It: Pat Dixon gets along with his parents okay because no one talks to each other about anything important
• — Misdirected Concern: Chemda's parents don't care that she has a book out, and Keith's parents think he can't pay for his phone bill
• — Sacrifice: Why is it so hard for our parents to understand that we do what we want?
• — Can You Get Pregnant From Butt Sex?: Carmen Lynch and Pat aren't looking for kids any time soon
• — Kid’s Bed: Keith and Cat will be staying in the same bed in Ireland, but Pat and Carmen lost their bed privileges
• — Thin Walls: Pat and Carmen can hear their neighbor having sex
• — What’s The Point?: A mall Santa gets in trouble for telling a dirty joke to a couple
• — Asking For It: Pat rides the train with a bunch of scantily clad women who were offended that he glanced at them
• — Look At His Face: Keith's nerves get rattled when someone reads his book aloud to him
• — Ethnic: Carmen's parents don't like Pat, but Jesus told them not to
• — Wouldn’t You Want To Know?: Why don't parents care about what their kids are doing creatively?
• — Mr. Romance: Pat finds a diamond ring in a parking lot and uses it to propose to his wife
• — America’s Doctor: Dr. Phil says that men lie 6 times a day to their partners, twice as much as women
• — Yay!: Pat can't get excited enough for Carmen's success and has to pretend
• — Star Whackers: Randy and Evi Quaid are writing a book about being on the run from the people that are out to kill them for being celebrities
• — Throwing The Book At Her: A woman goes to jail for not returning library books she claimed where destroyed in a house fire
• — 101: The oldest inmate in New York has passed away
• — On The Counter: Chemda leaves her stuff lying around in public, and so do a lot of other people
• — Sundae!: A truck carrying chocolate syrup crashes into a man's mobile home, followed by a truck of whipped cream nine years later
• — Train Wreck of a Man: Michael Lohan just can't deal when it comes to talking about the night he conceived Lindsay
• — The Great American Novel: All of Keith's stories about his dad are real