1393: The Rapture

Show Notes

• — See Ya, Cumwads!: Keith is convinced he's going up to hang with God when the Rapture comes, and that Chemda and Leah Bonnema definitely are not
• — Pinocchio: Black Hebrew Israelites hate everybody, but maybe right before The Rapture they'll be nice
• — What's The Difference: Mark Normand doesn't see the difference between being nice and lying
• — Feedback: Comics don't want direct feedback, and when Leah got some, she hunted down her naysayers
• — The Other Cheek: Leah's fiance loves confronting people about littering
• — Your Rights: Laws in favor of gay marriage are always overturned, which kind of ruins any excitement that happens
• — Bursting His Last Blood Vessel: Macho Man Randy Savage had a heart attack while driving and crashed into a tree. Rest in peace.
• — Just Jokes: Melancholia director Lars Von Trier loves being a Nazi and sympathizes with Hitler
• — Very Helpful: Jane Seymour opens her Medicine Woman mouth and tells us she knows Arnold Schwarzenegger has other out-of-wedlock children
• — Jerk: Keith hates L.A. Noire
• — Pants On Fire: Kerry Campbell, the mother who was injecting her daughter with botox, was actually lying about all of it. Or was she?
• — Help Me: A listener wants Keith to do his school project
• — All Over The Place: Leah has dated women, but is monogamous with her man, so it hasn't been an issue
• — What We Needed Most: Titanic is going to be re-released in 3-D next year