1456: The Hydrangea

Show Notes

• — Mental Health Food: Keith and Chemda were able to go camping with their significant others because they all had tacos together
• — Shite: Keith stopped twittering his shit because Cat didn't like it, but he found a loophole
• — All Grown Up: Keith wore sleeves and a collar for his stand up show in April
• — Knowledge Is Power: Matt Bray knows things, and now you know things too
• — I Didn't Say Anyting: Keith has a habit of hurting with words
• — More Shite: Keith climbed a mountain and found shit at the top
• — Cooties: PDA is more acceptable in Keith's and Chemda's respective new relationships
• — Rockefeller: Keith used his tent just once before donating it to the little people
• — First Watch: Women like the seat at restaurants with a view of the door and their surroundings
• — Sabotage: Competitive businesses are removing each other's listings from Google Maps
• — Logs: Everyone finds it funny that Keith has to shit occasionally
• — Flowers Dot Wiki: Madonna wants people to research her flower preferences before giving them to her
• — Hirsute: A listener watched the Roast on an airplane and traumatized children with Pat Dixon's video
• — Fear Itself: Patrice got nervous about being part of the Roast and got drunk onstage
• — Just Say No: A listener failed her police academy application because she said she drinks 20 beers a month
• — Anti-Whore: A Frenchman was court ordered to pay his wife $14,000 for not having enough sex with her
• — Abraham: A man fathered 150 children through sperm donations
• — Tackling Charlie: A 61-year-old Vietnam veteran went back to college and joined the football team
• — Chaz Hands: Chaz Bono is appearing on Dancing With The Stars