1931: City of Angels

Show Notes

• — DICK!: Calise Hawkins, going for the long shot while playing Lick My, Suck My, is in studio
• — Red Toothbrush: Keith and his wife Cathryn will have their marriage tested by the government tomorrow when Cat applies for her Green Card
• — Shine On: Calise and her homeless couch-surfing boyfriend Kunal Arora have broken up because Calise is a beautiful bright light whose shine he couldn’t take
• — Nonfiction: Calise explains how night terrors are aliens coming into our sleep to fix us, as explained in the bible. Also, water gives people cancer.
• — Useless Betty: Calise discusses her early brushes with comedy and shares the first joke she ever told
• — Smoked Out: Calise is quitting drinking for her birthday, which is shortly after she tried getting addicted to cigarettes
• — Good Girl: Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have called off their 9-year marriage probably due to Robin’s habit of fingering the asshole of every woman he takes a picture with
• — Life Is The Worst Dad: Justin Bieber has always been a terrible little asshole as evidenced by his documentary ‘Never Say Never’
• — This Is America: 76% of KATG’s listeners think the junior high school teacher who sexted his 13-year-old student should be in jail; Calise, who was raped at 15, isn’t as convinced