2139: Wet Dreams May Cum

Show Notes

• — Girl Talk: Brandie Posey, host of the Lady to Lady podcast, is in studio
• — Wet Dream: Keith had a very realistic dream (that he doesn’t remember waking up from) where he broke a glass and spilled water on the floor, which helped him solve the dilemma of the similarly realistic monster he saw as a kid
• — Business Adventures: Keith almost burned his apartment down while his wife was away on business
• — Pet Sematary: Brandie recently met her father’s bad-influence friends and their taxidermied animals
• — The Third One: Sharknado will get a second sequel, but not in time for Keith to enjoy it while his wife is out of town this weekend
• — Wankband: Pornhub announced a new wrist gadget that generates electricity while its wearers masturbate
• — Gag Order: 2 new Bill Cosby rape victims have come forward
• — That Sucks: NYC's new circumcision policy scraps both parental consent forms and preemptive mohel STD checks
• — Keepin' Israel: Chemda gives a listener advice on her upcoming first trip to Israel. Keith and a friend’s anti-Semitic friend got into an argument over whether or not being Jewish counts as a race.
• — Soda Makes Me Gassy: Coca-Cola released a video for Fanta's 75th birthday, celebrating its birthplace in 1940s Nazi Germany
• — Humblebrag: A 17-year-old became the first person to get a penis reduction because his football-shaped dick made it impossible to have sex or play sports. The average penis length and circumference is 5 and 3 inches respectively.
• — Well Done: The $4.50 slice Keith got at Artichoke Pizza's new Astoria location was almost as unsatisfactory as the service
• — Shotgun Wedding: A woman shot her soldier husband in the chest through their bedroom door because she thought he was an intruder
• — Rescue Kid: 50% of the audience would disown their 11-year-old child after they beat a 2-month-old to death. Chris Brown is the proud father of a 9-month-old baby.
• — Xzibit A: Pimp My Ride was revealed to be fake, with cars breaking down or bursting into flames and extravagant amenities being removed once the cameras stopped rolling
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