2231: Duck tha Police

Show Notes

• — TV Party: Pete Lee, who has appeared on 2 episodes of As the World Turns and Josh Wade, senior consulting producer for Duck Dynasty, are in studio
• — KATG.com/tour: The #KATGTour’s stop in Las Vegas has been announced
• — I Am A Little Bitch And I’m Sorry For That: Pete was once roofied by a male waiter who wanted to have sex with him. Just like previous guest Wendi Starling, he doesn’t want to say his attacker’s name, though he will call out a comic who continually steals his good stand-up spots. When Josh was 8, his Polish immigrant next-door neighbors’ daughter sexually experimented with him (but only forced him to the first time).
• — I Ended Up Rolling Up My Window: Pete stood up for himself when a rude Indian cab driver tried to sneak into his parking spot
• — I Did Make The Decision On The Toilet: Pete and his ex-wife got divorced last July, and his new girlfriend is teaching him to be more assertive
• — Hard Gainers: 30% of KATG’s audience has had blackout sex. Josh lost his virginity while in a blackout. Pete used to black out and do extreme acrobatics.
• — Maybe Tone Down The Jesus Stuff: Josh discusses working at Duck Dynasty and gives his thoughts on star Phil Robertson's varied racist, homophobic, statutory rape, adulterous, and anti-atheist controversies
• — 187 Your Head: The gang continues the discussion of Straight Outta Compton's factual errors
• — Sweet Onion Child Teriyaki: Under the conditions of his plea deal, former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle will plead guilty to sex with minors and possession of child pornography