2387: Death Wish

Show Notes

• — Rock Me Tonite: Bill Squire, not the rock star, and Lawrence DeLoach, who also has a cool name, are in studio
• — I Hope Someone Shoots Your Face Off: Keith and Chemda share a new ‘death wish’ they got on a 2-year-old Facebook post
• — Culture Shock: Bill, visiting from Cleveland, discusses his adventures in NYC, from tow trucks to subway ethnicity etiquette
• — Good Morning World: Lawrence constantly reminds his Twitter followers that God blessed him because he tells jokes
• — Klonopin Rae: Lawrence lost a roast battle to Rae Sanni
• — Mmkay: Keith reviews Money Monster and reiterates his problem with Captain America: Civil War
• — Sponsored By Harry's: A barber in South Carolina was arrested after pulling a gun on a black potential customer because he didn't cut black hair
• — What Were You Wearing?: Lawrence talks about the time he got mugged for his phone, wallet, and new coat
• — Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Muslims LOL: A top LA County sheriff's official resigned after racist and sexist chain emails he forwarded came to light
• — Jew-elry: Lawrence works at a jewelry store making boxes because they won't let him touch the jewelry. A Catholic ex-Tiffany & Co. employee who was fired after explaining how 'Jews killed Jesus' is crying discrimination. Lawrence is going to a bar mitzvah with Christi Chiello.
• — I Don't Like It: Martin Shkreli donated $10,000 to the family of the autistic man who was mocked by 50 Cent