2541: Party of One

Show Notes

• — Sexy Abraham Lincoln Lobster Man: Robert Dean, who you might know from Nick Vatterott’s Comedy Central Half-Hour, is in studio
• — Robert Dean Museum: Robert is opening his own museum dedicated to himself, featuring an audio tour, memorabilia, a symposium, and a gift shop
• — Mm-Hm, Thanks: Keith teaches us how to shut down unwanted small talk
• — Money Laundering: The most expensive item of clothing Robert owns is a used hotel bathrobe, which he thought he got away with stealing until the hotel charged him $150
• — Donatellone: Robert loves being single so much that he even goes to Medieval Times alone and rides rollercoasters by himself
• — Taking A Fall: Keith reviews skydiving
• — It Feels Like A Dream When You Love Me Tenderly: Keith and Robert explain the New Year’s Eve kissing at midnight tradition to Chemda. Still, Chemda’s New Year’s Eve wasn’t as embarrassing as Mariah Carey’s.
• — It Is What It Is, Whatever: Avril Lavigne and Robert Dean are mad at Mark Zuckerberg for making a cheap Nickelback sucks joke