3: Solar System of Jizz

Keith · 02-27-2013, 05:39 PM

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things to gift a lover. Ever.
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Abby · 02-28-2013, 08:10 AM

I'm not back at work yet, and therefore can't afford this, but I love Lauren so I got VIP anyways! Can't wait to hear what I've been missing!!

littlp · 02-28-2013, 08:36 PM

Hilarious. I love Lauren's Britney impression. I loved that you guys also came up with better gift ideas. I personally don't mind the chocolates and flowers, but I don't REQUIRE them. My husband and I basically wait until we really want something to get it rather than doing it during a specific occasion. It works out better all around, especially for our budget.

bw81 · 02-28-2013, 08:51 PM

You guys really hit your stride this episode; hilarious and well paced. Loved it.

These are gifts to or from lovers but they are shitty enough for me to share;

For Christmas a couple of years ago my aunt bought me a donkey. But I didn't even get to pet the fuckin thing, it was a donkey bought for some village apparently. So in my Christmas card there is a little card saying, "The WhoKnowsIfThisPlaceExistsVille Village in Whosawheresadatta now has their own donkey to assist in farming and..." I can't remember the rest but seriously.

This same aunt bought my daughter a little llama doll thing made with real llama hair! As if the real llama hair makes it better.

My sister bought my wife and I as a combined present for Christmas, a small plastic shitty measuring jug half filled with some chocolates.

I have bought some of the gifts on your shit list for my wife but she seemed to like them at the time. I will now go home and grovel and apologize since the err of my ways has been put on full blast with a bucket of sass.

Hennessy · 03-01-2013, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Abby

I'm not back at work yet, and therefore can't afford this, but I love Lauren so I got VIP anyways! Can't wait to hear what I've been missing!!

That's niiiiiiiiiice! You won't be disappointed. There are so many good shows!

Hennessy · 03-01-2013, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bw81

You guys really hit your stride this episode; hilarious and well paced. Loved it.

Awesome, thank you.

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Originally Posted by bw81

For Christmas a couple of years ago my aunt bought me a donkey. But I didn't even get to pet the fuckin thing, it was a donkey bought for some village apparently.

UGH. That is awful. Just get me socks for godssakes. But maybe her intentions were good. I don't know your aunt. She just needs some guidelines. Play her this episode.

ssgtballard · 03-03-2013, 03:17 PM

The show was great. You guys really have a great tempo and mix of personality.

jessnyc · 03-03-2013, 07:08 PM

Seriously in love with this show, I've listened to each one about 5 times lol :x
Emmy and Lauren are such great cohosts!!

Hennessy · 03-05-2013, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jessnyc

Seriously in love with this show, I've listened to each one about 5 times lol :x
Emmy and Lauren are such great cohosts!!

Awwww, thanks buddy!

mer09007 · 03-06-2013, 11:40 AM

"Umm I fuck my dad all the time"

This is why I adore these two.

02-27-2013, 05:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,793	3: Solar System of Jizz Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things to gift a lover. Ever. With special guest Chemda aka The Girl. This entire show is available on KATG VIP along with... Access to over 2,700 Keith and The Girl in-studio episodes dating back to March 2005. Constantly updated VIP only podcasts, bonus shows and special offers including: Chemda's What's My Name podcast Keith's My Name Is Keith podcast What Do We Do Now? Andrea's WHAT'S UP, A? Flavor of the Month Bottoms Up with Hennessy Myq Kaplan's Super Hang That's the Show with Danny! The Brother Love Owwwr! Myka Fox & Friends INTERNment podcast All KATGtv episodes A look back with KATG Beginnings episodes Special discounts and offers Click here to get more info about KATG VIP! Emmy's job application: Lauren's Gingerbread House: Chemda's Gingerbread House Hennessy and Electric Squirrel like this. Last edited by Hennessy; 03-26-2013 at 10:46 AM.
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Abby Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 82	I'm not back at work yet, and therefore can't afford this, but I love Lauren so I got VIP anyways! Can't wait to hear what I've been missing!! Hennessy likes this.
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02-28-2013, 08:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,098	Hilarious. I love Lauren's Britney impression. I loved that you guys also came up with better gift ideas. I personally don't mind the chocolates and flowers, but I don't REQUIRE them. My husband and I basically wait until we really want something to get it rather than doing it during a specific occasion. It works out better all around, especially for our budget. The Girl and Hennessy like this.
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02-28-2013, 08:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
bw81 Administrator Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 568	You guys really hit your stride this episode; hilarious and well paced. Loved it. These are gifts to or from lovers but they are shitty enough for me to share; For Christmas a couple of years ago my aunt bought me a donkey. But I didn't even get to pet the fuckin thing, it was a donkey bought for some village apparently. So in my Christmas card there is a little card saying, "The WhoKnowsIfThisPlaceExistsVille Village in Whosawheresadatta now has their own donkey to assist in farming and..." I can't remember the rest but seriously. This same aunt bought my daughter a little llama doll thing made with real llama hair! As if the real llama hair makes it better. My sister bought my wife and I as a combined present for Christmas, a small plastic shitty measuring jug half filled with some chocolates. I have bought some of the gifts on your shit list for my wife but she seemed to like them at the time. I will now go home and grovel and apologize since the err of my ways has been put on full blast with a bucket of sass. The Girl, rosie314 and Hennessy like this. __________________ R.I.P. Rhian - fuck da ghetto!
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ssgtballard Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Maine - its really to fucking cold to exist Posts: 522	The show was great. You guys really have a great tempo and mix of personality. The Girl and Hennessy like this.
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