8: Fail

[Jeff_Jowdy]

Lauren and cohost Emmy count up to their bottom 10 teachers. Ever. With guest, Xerxes.

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[littlp]

God.damn. Emmy always has the craziest stories! The imposter teacher??? Jesus. And xerxes and his classmates mentally destroying their shop teacher-freaking awesome.

[littlp]

Also I love the new intro. It really fits the show well.

[littlp]

Last thing I promise-I'd love to see an animation of Emmy reading her story as her professor sleeps and shots himself. Also, I had several teachers at my public high school give the actual test as a "study guide". It was insulting when people said I was smart bc I aced the tests that had been given to us already... The teachers were literally all calling us dumb.

[The Girl]

I was in the room for this episode (as you can see in the video) and it was AMAZING! They kept topping each other!

The story Emmy told in this preview was the FIRST story. Meaning, the stories after that got worse and worse! Soooooo good!

Jordan (the other person on the couch) and I were laughing and cringing through this whole episode.

Great job!

[bw81]

Everyone was groovy, great to here Xerxes on the cast too! Emmy is smashing it; funny and more comfortable than ever. Hennessy; you are always firing on all cylinders so thumbs up for continuing the awesomeness.

Some school tings from my life:

The year 5 teacher from the class next to mine picked up and threw a kid out the window... CAVEAT; this was not on a second floor or anything so the fall was small but the kid was tiny for his age BUT even still the window was tiny.

My year brother and I had the same teacher a couple years apart in primary school and he had a very pedophile vibe about him. First week in high school I got a call from him at my FUCKING HOUSE asking how I was going. Then a few weeks later I bumped into him at music store close to where I lived asking how things were. That happened a few times but he got the gist that I was a second away from calling the cops. Fuckin creep.

A substitute maths teacher in high school out of the blue told my class that "when you go to the toilet to just let it come out. Don't push! Whatever you do, don't push!". We all failed maths and shat our pants. (Warning: End of story completely false).

In the heights of Beverly Hills 90210 (the ORIGINAL), a girl in our year 7 class found a teacher reading her diary during recess. Well Fuck No that girl said, and by the end of recess the majority of the three year 7 classes had banded together to protest (the Donna Martin graduates episode had just been on so it was the Braveheart of the times for the girls).

[lizsquiz]

My year 7 English teacher regularly called and left voicemail messages for her cat during our class.

One day, she also brought in a bunch of junk from her garage and just gave it to us. Weird little trinket type stuff. I got a stuffed bird.

P.S. I really enjoyed this episode. I would give you an A.

[Hennessy]

Originally Posted by littlp

Also I love the new intro. It really fits the show well.

Thanks lilp! I made it at 4am and realized later that it sounded like the opening to a morning show on Al Jazeera.

[Hennessy]

Originally Posted by bw81

Everyone was groovy, great to here Xerxes on the cast too! Emmy is smashing it; funny and more comfortable than ever. Hennessy; you are always firing on all cylinders so thumbs up for continuing the awesomeness.

Thanks so much! Xerxes was AWESOME on this episode. I'm so glad he decided to come on and talk smack with us.

Some school tings from my life:

Originally Posted by bw81

First week in high school I got a call from him at my FUCKING HOUSE asking how I was going. Then a few weeks later I bumped into him at music store close to where I lived asking how things were. That happened a few times but he got the gist that I was a second away from calling the cops.

Originally Posted by bw81

A substitute maths teacher in high school out of the blue told my class that "when you go to the toilet to just let it come out. Don't push! Whatever you do, don't push!".

Well that's actually good advice. This is BOTTOM 10 Brian.

[Hennessy]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

My year 7 English teacher regularly called and left voicemail messages for her cat during our class.

One day, she also brought in a bunch of junk from her garage and just gave it to us. Weird little trinket type stuff. I got a stuffed bird.

P.S. I really enjoyed this episode. I would give you an A.

Awww, this teacher needs to date Professor Shitpants. Kinda cute and sad.