28: New Year's E

[Michael's Servant]

Myka Fox hosts Maria Heinegg (@mariaelizabest) to discuss their intro to 2014 and set some motherfucking ground rules.

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[Enunciated Piffle]

What's worse: texting 'U up' or replying to said text?

LOW: The majority of last year

HIGH: Literally writing goals down and trying not to fuck this year up. At least for the first 3 months or until summer comes and it's ok to be drunk everyday cuz summer.

Can't wait to hear about Chris Gethart. Also, hope Maria returns with her slutty, sexy, puss-breath mouth

[flerchin]

Damn Myka. It's a regular episode of Girls up in your life. I love that you and new guy were too titillated by Maria's escapades to fuck like new relationship bunnies.

Low, dropped my phone and shattered the screen. Doh!

High, promotion. At least I can afford to fix it.

[myka]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

What's worse: texting 'U up' or replying to said text?

LOW: The majority of last year

HIGH: Literally writing goals down and trying not to fuck this year up. At least for the first 3 months or until summer comes and it's ok to be drunk everyday cuz summer.

Can't wait to hear about Chris Gethart. Also, hope Maria returns with her slutty, sexy, puss-breath mouth

Wow you wrote down goals, that's my first goal! Another foal will be to get Maria back for you. What are yours?

Originally Posted by flerchin

Damn Myka. It's a regular episode of Girls up in your life. I love that you and new guy were too titillated by Maria's escapades to fuck like new relationship bunnies.

Low, dropped my phone and shattered the screen. Doh!

High, promotion. At least I can afford to fix it.

Yes. Let money fix. Its the best way. The sooner the better and never think about how easy it was again.

[lalalemon]

I want to do drugs with happy Myka and any lesbionic roommates. What a fun time.

Although it sounds fun, I'm taking a break from Molls due to hangovers/guilt/crazy personness and my tendency to embarrass myself in front of relatively normal people. It's only fun if everyone is just as/more fucked up or more likely to make a fool out of themselves than I already have.

I relate to this show entirely too much. Except I'm not funny.

[Bucho]

5/5 stars, very fun episode, have Maria back as soon as heck yo.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by myka

Wow you wrote down goals, that's my first goal! Another foal will be to get Maria back for you. What are yours?.

Goals...Well, I wanted to stop shooting heroin and as it happens my dealer OD'd in December...so that's good...in an indirect and heartless way.

I want to write 2 minutes of comedy and do open mic night. There's this nice little group of local comedians who, (probably not unlike most comedian circles) will let you tag along with them; provided you have weed and apt Bill Hicks references. Or just weed and keep quiet.

Para-sailing. I live in a mtn valley. Near the edge of town/ bottom of a mtn. For years I have watched para-sailers, (people with a giant sail attached to backpack) land in the giant soccer fields across the street. I finally talked to two guys who were about to go jump. It's an investment in equipment and training but very doable.

I also want to make the gym 3x week. I'm gettin' old. My personality sucks and my jokes incomprehensible. Pretty sure it is going to take abdominal muscles and lower blood pressure, if I ever hope to see a vagina this year.

These along with dozens of others that I will no doubt start with the vigor of an Olympic athlete in training and ultimately lose interest in