1055: Never Have I Ever

Keith · 10-03-2009, 03:28 AM

"Nobody's leaving this alive."

Poll #2: http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forum...-friday-14039/

Ansur · 10-03-2009, 09:54 AM

I'd say call the father and the cops. I wouldn't give a fuck if someone knew I was the one who called. Endangering kids fits in the one strike rule for me.

Junkenstein · 10-03-2009, 01:57 PM

It's hard to be the naysayer in the poll this time, but...

If that drunken mother is like my drunken mother was, nothing is going to change if she confonts her. You're just going to get yelled at.

The father probably knows and doesnt give a fuck.

angiethestrange · 10-03-2009, 02:01 PM

To The lady who is worried about the drunk driving mother,

There are TWO things you can do wherein you will remain totally anonymous and won't have to worry about the rath of the drunkard:

#1 - Call child services and tell them. Look it up on the internet! They may want your information to ensure you aren't a crazy person but they will respect your need for anonymity. They will contact the father and look into it. She will probably be forced into AA and custody will be supervised until she's able to not drink and drive.

#2 - Next time you see her getting into the car drunk, write down her plate # and call the police. Tell them there are children in the car and if they catch her they too will not tell them who notified them, and will contact child services who will then call the father.

I think those options are better than calling the father directly, because then you will get pulled into it.

My dad drove off an overpass while driving drunk with me and my brothers, I was about 6 and not wearing my seatbelt. The only reason I didn't go flying was because one of my brothers grabbed me and held on for dear life, surprisingly we were all okay, but they might not be so lucky so you should probably call before something like that happens to them.

Junkenstein · 10-03-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by angiethestrange

#1 - Call child services and tell them.

I totally endorse this statement. Set the kids free from that shithole before they grow up and start shooting up out of misery.

ThisIsMyUserName · 10-03-2009, 05:20 PM

What a bunch of cowardly little bitches in this world. How can someone live with themselves debating whether or not to try and stop a woman from driving her kids around drunk?

Everyone is so concerned with people liking them. Is not getting a dirty look from a neighbor worth lives? I guess for some people it is. Never mind that she's driving the kids around, she's driving drunk period. The fact that her kids and their father is involved gives you the chance to say something about it.

Not to mention, she already lost custody once. Why might that be? Was she too good a mother?

YouFascinateMe · 10-03-2009, 05:44 PM

Holy shit, I just Google Imaged Stephanie Birkitt and totally recognize her from various bits on shows previous! I think he called her Smitty a lot.

If Letterman's wife was in the dark then this is a long weekend for him, but his confession/apology was pretty pointed and amusing given the circumstances.

As far as the yokels laughing throughout, I guess I don't blame them. They came to laugh and it's sometimes hard to tell when he's being sincere. (Much like the Michael Richards apology Keith mentioned.)

Here's to hoping he at least finishes out his contract and doesn't let this nonsense bury him.

Junkenstein · 10-04-2009, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ThisIsMyUserName

What a bunch of cowardly little bitches in this world. How can someone live with themselves debating whether or not to try and stop a woman from driving her kids around drunk?

There are some categories of people for which intelligent discussion is useless. I dont agree with the need for anonimity by this woman too, but talking to the mother or the father is useless. call child service or the police and have the children taken away.

DarkKnightJared · 10-04-2009, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ansur

I'd say call the father and the cops. I wouldn't give a fuck if someone knew I was the one who called. Endangering kids fits in the one strike rule for me.

Yeah--I'd imagine that if there is a way to have her realize she's being a fuck-up by driving her kids home while drunk, it's more likely to come from the father then some random girl who's kids is friends with her kids.

As for the other poll--is it exclusively for the gays, or anyone in the GLBT community? I'm asking because this is a serious poll and I don't want to potentially wreck the poll's objectivity.

Keith · 10-04-2009, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared

As for the other poll--is it exclusively for the gays, or anyone in the GLBT community? I'm asking because this is a serious poll and I don't want to potentially wreck the poll's objectivity.

Why is this so hard? It's for gays.

View Poll Results: Dina’s call: What should the e-mailer do about the drunk mother?
Confront her. Let he know that you know.	63	26.92%
Anonymously call the father and tell him about all the drunk driving.	152	64.96%
Nothing. It's not your family.	19	8.12%
Voters: 234. You may not vote on this poll

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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	It's hard to be the naysayer in the poll this time, but... If that drunken mother is like my drunken mother was, nothing is going to change if she confonts her. You're just going to get yelled at. The father probably knows and doesnt give a fuck.
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10-03-2009, 02:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
angiethestrange Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Vancouver Posts: 114	drnk driver To The lady who is worried about the drunk driving mother, There are TWO things you can do wherein you will remain totally anonymous and won't have to worry about the rath of the drunkard: #1 - Call child services and tell them. Look it up on the internet! They may want your information to ensure you aren't a crazy person but they will respect your need for anonymity. They will contact the father and look into it. She will probably be forced into AA and custody will be supervised until she's able to not drink and drive. #2 - Next time you see her getting into the car drunk, write down her plate # and call the police. Tell them there are children in the car and if they catch her they too will not tell them who notified them, and will contact child services who will then call the father. I think those options are better than calling the father directly, because then you will get pulled into it. My dad drove off an overpass while driving drunk with me and my brothers, I was about 6 and not wearing my seatbelt. The only reason I didn't go flying was because one of my brothers grabbed me and held on for dear life, surprisingly we were all okay, but they might not be so lucky so you should probably call before something like that happens to them.
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ThisIsMyUserName Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 0	What a bunch of cowardly little bitches in this world. How can someone live with themselves debating whether or not to try and stop a woman from driving her kids around drunk? Everyone is so concerned with people liking them. Is not getting a dirty look from a neighbor worth lives? I guess for some people it is. Never mind that she's driving the kids around, she's driving drunk period. The fact that her kids and their father is involved gives you the chance to say something about it. Not to mention, she already lost custody once. Why might that be? Was she too good a mother?
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10-03-2009, 05:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
YouFascinateMe Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 6	Holy shit, I just Google Imaged Stephanie Birkitt and totally recognize her from various bits on shows previous! I think he called her Smitty a lot. If Letterman's wife was in the dark then this is a long weekend for him, but his confession/apology was pretty pointed and amusing given the circumstances. As far as the yokels laughing throughout, I guess I don't blame them. They came to laugh and it's sometimes hard to tell when he's being sincere. (Much like the Michael Richards apology Keith mentioned.) Here's to hoping he at least finishes out his contract and doesn't let this nonsense bury him.
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