1441: Twat?

Keith · 08-11-2011, 07:20 PM

"Look at my computer. Is this your dick?"

Dave Waite Comedy

thirteen · 08-11-2011, 09:15 PM

The name of this episode changed. I was wondering why it restarted like three times in iTunes.

Sorin Markov · 08-11-2011, 10:50 PM

sent a picture of my junk (looking down into my pants from waistline, no skin visible) to prank him, he was homophobic... i probably didnt help it

DWarrior · 08-11-2011, 11:41 PM

No digital records of my privates.

Alekseyev · 08-11-2011, 11:41 PM

Exchanged some pics and vids with the gf back home during my study abroad. Was hard being apart from her, had to do something..

Junkenstein · 08-12-2011, 04:30 AM

oh yeah!

DWarrior · 08-12-2011, 06:33 AM

Chemda, regarding the riots: as you said, the rational part of your brain shuts off, so in our everyday state we're not a very good judge of how we'd behave in that situation.

And we err on the side of "I wouldn't riot" not to make ourselves feel better about voting. It's kind of the opposite, our brain assumes we're decent people because otherwise we'd just curl up in a ball and cry. Even the most evil fucks think of themselves as do-gooders (terrorists view themselves as freedom fighters when they plant bombs in a school). So we walk around thinking we're great and kind, and thus naturally assume we wouldn't riot.

That's my psych 101 talk, maybe jacey.ATX knows more about these matters.

If it turns out US has secret detention camps where they lock up innocent civilians (not people who get off on technicalities), Keith can retroactively explain why he didn't move.

ssgtballard · 08-12-2011, 10:59 AM

We gave up our home phone about a year ago but I did enjoy talking with telemarketers. They are not allowed to hang up so we would set the phone down right next to the tv and keep checking, the longest was one hour.

The only time I had a problem was when I tried to get off the phone with the VFW fund raising and they yelled at me to help out veterans and I had to put the little puke in place that I am a veteran and will give to who I want.

Junkenstein · 08-12-2011, 02:37 PM

neither here nor there, but i like Dave and knew he could be a good guest.

and his album is funnny as fuck, so get it.

ADD: i agree with Chemda, what scares me is the person i sent the pics to hating me and using the pics against me, but honestly i have no shame. plus i could send pics too, so...

The King of Awesome · 08-12-2011, 04:28 PM

All you people who never sent pics? You're no fun.

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08-11-2011, 07:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	Chemda, regarding the riots: as you said, the rational part of your brain shuts off, so in our everyday state we're not a very good judge of how we'd behave in that situation. And we err on the side of "I wouldn't riot" not to make ourselves feel better about voting. It's kind of the opposite, our brain assumes we're decent people because otherwise we'd just curl up in a ball and cry. Even the most evil fucks think of themselves as do-gooders (terrorists view themselves as freedom fighters when they plant bombs in a school). So we walk around thinking we're great and kind, and thus naturally assume we wouldn't riot. That's my psych 101 talk, maybe jacey.ATX knows more about these matters. If it turns out US has secret detention camps where they lock up innocent civilians (not people who get off on technicalities), Keith can retroactively explain why he didn't move. __________________
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ssgtballard Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Maine - its really to fucking cold to exist Posts: 522	We gave up our home phone about a year ago but I did enjoy talking with telemarketers. They are not allowed to hang up so we would set the phone down right next to the tv and keep checking, the longest was one hour. The only time I had a problem was when I tried to get off the phone with the VFW fund raising and they yelled at me to help out veterans and I had to put the little puke in place that I am a veteran and will give to who I want.
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08-12-2011, 02:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	neither here nor there, but i like Dave and knew he could be a good guest. and his album is funnny as fuck, so get it. ADD: i agree with Chemda, what scares me is the person i sent the pics to hating me and using the pics against me, but honestly i have no shame. plus i could send pics too, so... Last edited by Junkenstein; 08-12-2011 at 03:37 PM.
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The King of Awesome Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Awesome City, NY Posts: 170	All you people who never sent pics? You're no fun.
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