145: Doug Stanhope

[Keith]

"I can't make up my mind about Dane Cook. So my question is: 'Doug Stanhope; do we like Dane Cook?'"

[Frosty]

I'm not standing up for the guy, but here's his bio based off of imdb.com Take it with a grain of salt:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0578788/bio

Biography for
Carlos Mencia

Birth name
Ned Mencia
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Nickname
The Punisher
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Height
5' 7" (1.71 m)
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Mini biography
Carlos Mencia was born Ned Mencia on October 22nd 1967 in San Pedro Sula, Honduras. His mother, Magdelena Mencia, from Mexico & his father, Roberto Holness, from Honduras came to America when Carlos was about 3-7 months old and decided to give Carlos to his aunt and uncle Consuelo and Pablo Mencia who lived next door to raise as their own because they weren't able to have children of their own plus his birth-parents small house was so packed already because his mother had so many children... They renamed him Carlos. Carlos grew up most of his life in the Maravilla Projects of East L.A.. Because of his exceptional school grades he had the chance to be skipped up to 10th Grade after the 6th Grade, but for fear of the older kids turning him on to the gang culture and thug life that dominated East Los Angeles he was sent to live in Seiko, Honduras between the ages 12 & 15. Carlos says he was a good kid, and managed to stay out of any serious trouble with the help of his family. Being the 17th of 18 children, he always found family to be of the "utmost importance". After returning back to East L.A. he graduated high school and attended Cal State L.A. where he majored in electronic engineering.

He eventually left school to pursue a career in comedy one credit shy of his degree. He then hit some of the hottest venues on the stand up circuit, such as The Comedy Store, The Laugh Factory, and The L.A. Cabaret. He earned the title of "International Comedy Grand Champion" from Buscando Estrellas (the Latino version of Star Search). This led to appearances on In Living Color, The Arsenio Hall Show, and An Evening at the Improv. In 1994 Carlos hosted HBO's series, "Loco Slam". His first album "Take A Joke, America" was released in 2000 by Warner Bros to major success. In 2001 Carlos headlined the "Three Amigos" tour with popular comedians Pablo Fransisco and Freddy Soto. In 2005, he became the host of his second television show "Mind Of Mencia" on Comedy Central.

[Frosty]

Tell Keith at the porn shop that he needs to get the CD of a group called "Funn Club" and he should play that at the shop.

http://www.funnclub.com/

Whoomp! There it is!

[MichaelG]

For a Guy to say he doesn't want to do Porn must mean he is doing porn at home. Chemda is a Good Girl.

"I see a future", what a bullshit line that was.

[LD]

I thought Porn Shop Guy was pretty funny until he started to rail on how much he hates the clientele.

Then my mental image started picturing him as the latest serial killer on Criminal Minds, Wanted, The Inside etc. as someone who loathes the customers, tracks them down, forces them to watch porn for 24 hours and then chokes them to death with a dildo shouting:

"DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE INNOCENT? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH GIRLS? YOU HAVE NO SOULS! BURN! BURN FOREVER!"

in the hopes of absorbing their life force.

[Eri]

literally means "royal vaginal yeast"

candida (dictionary.com): Any of the yeastlike imperfect fungi of the genus Candida that are normally present on the skin and in the mucous membranes of the mouth, intestinal tract, and vagina, and that may become pathogenic, especially C. albicans, the causative agent of thrush.

Anyone else wanna hit that?

[lat]

1. Keith can you link some shit about that Coryn chick being a guy. I fuckin knew it!

2. Sounds like you have a doppleganger in Vancouver. I bet he lives with an Arab and instead of doing Comedy does Spoken Word or some shit.

3. You gotta check this http://www.20q.net/ and click on play 20q. The shit will blow yer mind. I wasted like 3 hours at work yesterday tring to come up with different ways to beat it.

[MichaelG]

I think you Should Post the "Lost Show"

We voted and asked to keep Patrice, Then you go against the peoples wishes.

You should put up the Lost show, Something extra for us to listen to over the weekend.

We VOTED man, "We WANT PATRICE."

[LD]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

I think you Should Post the "Lost Show"

We voted and asked to keep Patrice, Then you go against the peoples wishes.

You should put up the Lost show, Something extra for us to listen to over the weekend.

We VOTED man, "We WANT PATRICE."

or is this just a cover-up? Will Patrice be on next week or mysteriously absent? Is there a fresh patch of cement in Keith and Chemda's basement?

[big bad bold]

Originally Posted by LD

or is this just a cover-up? Will Patrice be on next week or mysteriously absent? Is there a fresh patch of cement in Keith and Chemda's basement?

Yeah come clean you guys abducted her to be in your porno