1511: 4th Annual KATGuh Award Winners

Keith · 01-06-2012, 06:24 PM

"As we're talking I'm like: What if I just licked your face?"

starscream · 01-06-2012, 11:14 PM

I think that is the reason Chemda's coming out came through as the most powerful, because it was the most immediate. Whether Tim was robotic or not, he's telling us something that happened a very long time ago, that he barely remembers. And even Lauren had some distance from her story before she told it to us, so it whether or not the subject matter was more powerful, it didn't matter, because what Chemda was saying had just happened. Was still happening. Is still happening even. There's no substitute for that.

I got chills just voting for that category. I didn't even have to hear it again.

chandygurl · 01-07-2012, 02:41 AM

hello keith, I had the same problem with my I phone and cleaning it with the air in a can shit you know the dust cleaner brought the sound right back into my phone. Hope that helps.

Keith · 01-07-2012, 02:46 AM

Thank you very much. It just happened to come back talking to Cathryn on the phone hours after I complained. I'll take an air can to it the next time I'm back in THE! OFFICE!

It's interesting that the sound went away talking to her, and it came back talking to her.

She taketh and giveth away.

Or a piece of rice finally fell out.

Newsy · 01-07-2012, 10:16 AM

Really that Bee song? I skipped that shit every time it's on. I can't with nerd rap.

Junkenstein · 01-07-2012, 04:05 PM

the christian bale bit is a line from American Psycho.

i say either the interview was fake or he was being an asshole

PS: Marty almost made me forgive him, until he laughed

Keith · 01-07-2012, 04:59 PM

What? Christian Bale's an asshole?

Junkenstein · 01-07-2012, 05:18 PM

point taken

DWarrior · 01-07-2012, 08:09 PM

There's a whole documentary of him being a dick and getting away with it. At one point he stabs a homeless black man, and the camera just keeps rolling. He also believes in taking care of himself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if his face is a little puffy, he'll put on an ice pack while doing his stomach crunches. He can do a thousand now. After removing the ice pack, he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb-mint facial masque which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Christian Bale. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real him. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable, he simply is not there.

poingjam · 01-07-2012, 11:38 PM

Oh yeah that's from the movie. I forgot. That's a pretty good movie.

Right?

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01-06-2012, 06:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,758	1511: 4th Annual KATGuh Award Winners "As we're talking I'm like: What if I just licked your face?"
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01-06-2012, 11:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
starscream Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,030	I think that is the reason Chemda's coming out came through as the most powerful, because it was the most immediate. Whether Tim was robotic or not, he's telling us something that happened a very long time ago, that he barely remembers. And even Lauren had some distance from her story before she told it to us, so it whether or not the subject matter was more powerful, it didn't matter, because what Chemda was saying had just happened. Was still happening. Is still happening even. There's no substitute for that. I got chills just voting for that category. I didn't even have to hear it again.
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01-07-2012, 02:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
chandygurl Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1	how to get sound back in your iphone hello keith, I had the same problem with my I phone and cleaning it with the air in a can shit you know the dust cleaner brought the sound right back into my phone. Hope that helps.
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01-07-2012, 02:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,758	Thank you very much. It just happened to come back talking to Cathryn on the phone hours after I complained. I'll take an air can to it the next time I'm back in THE! OFFICE! It's interesting that the sound went away talking to her, and it came back talking to her. She taketh and giveth away. Or a piece of rice finally fell out.
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Newsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 896	Really that Bee song? I skipped that shit every time it's on. I can't with nerd rap.
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01-07-2012, 04:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	the christian bale bit is a line from American Psycho. i say either the interview was fake or he was being an asshole PS: Marty almost made me forgive him, until he laughed Last edited by Junkenstein; 01-07-2012 at 04:56 PM.
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01-07-2012, 04:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,758	What? Christian Bale's an asshole?
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01-07-2012, 05:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	point taken
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01-07-2012, 08:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	There's a whole documentary of him being a dick and getting away with it. At one point he stabs a homeless black man, and the camera just keeps rolling. He also believes in taking care of himself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if his face is a little puffy, he'll put on an ice pack while doing his stomach crunches. He can do a thousand now. After removing the ice pack, he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb-mint facial masque which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Christian Bale. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real him. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable, he simply is not there. __________________
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01-07-2012, 11:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
poingjam Official KATG Fucktard Club Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 477	Oh yeah that's from the movie. I forgot. That's a pretty good movie. Right?
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