1525: Fucking Michal

Keith · 01-30-2012, 04:46 PM

"We have 30, 40 people me and my girlfriend have to fuck!"

unohisname · 01-30-2012, 08:56 PM

I was going to call in, but when I look at the show times, it was 2pm. I thought it was 4pm. So I will Call in Tomorrow. Yes I can use a phone.

punk'n · 01-31-2012, 12:09 AM

KEITH! Of course you have to meet her at the airport!

Boricua67 · 01-31-2012, 07:21 AM

It's amazing how people that stink can't smell it. You would think that if someone else can smell you, you can smell yourself. I mean, your nose is closer to the smell, lol.

I've had more than a couple of instances where the girls "cat" had a horrible stench. But once the clothes come off, it's the point of no return. Usually I don't call them again.

"It was definitely the pungent puss and the dookie from the butt" Hahahahahahaha......

dannyhatch · 01-31-2012, 08:47 AM

I thought it was a great choice that Michal censored himself and said "dookie" instead of "shit." It was much, much more disgusting to hear.

pmbailey · 01-31-2012, 10:08 AM

I can't believe Chemda dismissed the Demi 911 call so fast when they said she had smoked something like pot, but more like incense. That is how these "legal pot" products are marketed --- as "Herbal Incense" or "Potpourri". They're legal for God sake, they can't call them pot or weed.

However, more and more people are starting to have bad reactions to this "legal pot". I had a friend of mine freak out, and think the whole world was out to get her, even her closest family. I've never seen anyone convulse from it, but I do have another friend who is a medical doctor, and he has seen people convulsing from it, and he has had people hospitalized for it.

The fact is, and I do agree with Keith and Chemda on this, KEEP IT NATURAL! Even though these Herbal Incense/Potpourri/Spice products may be more "potent" than the pot you're used to, and are legal in most states, there haven't been decades of human testing on it like there has been pot.

pmbailey · 01-31-2012, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pmbailey

That is how these "legal pot" products are marketed --- as "Herbal Incense" or "Potpourri".

Here's a picture from the back of a K2 Spice bag:

Black Bart · 01-31-2012, 10:33 AM

one word - Europeans.

Once on a vacation in Sienna, going up a bell tower behind some Germans . . . . almost passed out.

please bathe more than one a quarter.

Junkenstein · 01-31-2012, 05:10 PM

you should hang out with people that wash themselves cause i never met a filthy german in my life.

starscream · 01-31-2012, 06:13 PM

I've heard way too many stories from girls who sleep with a guy just because he never gave up trying. Or even dumber reasons. So that cannot be a uniquely male trait.

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"In there like swimwear?" That's enough for a worst new guest nomination, right?

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01-30-2012, 04:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
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01-30-2012, 08:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
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Boricua67 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Long Beach, California Posts: 20	It's amazing how people that stink can't smell it. You would think that if someone else can smell you, you can smell yourself. I mean, your nose is closer to the smell, lol. I've had more than a couple of instances where the girls "cat" had a horrible stench. But once the clothes come off, it's the point of no return. Usually I don't call them again. "It was definitely the pungent puss and the dookie from the butt" Hahahahahahaha......
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dannyhatch Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,591	I thought it was a great choice that Michal censored himself and said "dookie" instead of "shit." It was much, much more disgusting to hear.
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01-31-2012, 10:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
pmbailey Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 85	I can't believe Chemda dismissed the Demi 911 call so fast when they said she had smoked something like pot, but more like incense. That is how these "legal pot" products are marketed --- as "Herbal Incense" or "Potpourri". They're legal for God sake, they can't call them pot or weed. However, more and more people are starting to have bad reactions to this "legal pot". I had a friend of mine freak out, and think the whole world was out to get her, even her closest family. I've never seen anyone convulse from it, but I do have another friend who is a medical doctor, and he has seen people convulsing from it, and he has had people hospitalized for it. The fact is, and I do agree with Keith and Chemda on this, KEEP IT NATURAL! Even though these Herbal Incense/Potpourri/Spice products may be more "potent" than the pot you're used to, and are legal in most states, there haven't been decades of human testing on it like there has been pot. Last edited by pmbailey; 01-31-2012 at 10:23 AM.
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01-31-2012, 10:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
Black Bart Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 102	Smell? one word - Europeans. Once on a vacation in Sienna, going up a bell tower behind some Germans . . . . almost passed out. please bathe more than one a quarter.
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starscream Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,030	I've heard way too many stories from girls who sleep with a guy just because he never gave up trying. Or even dumber reasons. So that cannot be a uniquely male trait. .... "In there like swimwear?" That's enough for a worst new guest nomination, right?
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