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1645: The Civil War II
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we're already in a civil war, it's crazy people with guns vs. the rest of us
no i don't think we should have a civil war, especially with nukes but if we were what would we be fighting over: gay rights? pro-rights vs. pro choice? coke vs. pepsi east vs. west etc. |
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The Ryan-Romney big shebang here, with Mr. Eastwood showing up later....Did anyone factcheck this bullshit? Hollllly crap. FactCheck.org and www.politifact.com almost makes me sad. For legitimate Republicans if they even exist anymore (not the crazies) aren't they ashamed at this bullshit? I could come up with several legitimate reasons you could call Obama out on. Yet, it's whether he was born here (still?!) he's a fuck up (the end lol) and taking something he said out of context therefore fuck'em. Like the whole Romney thing about liking to fire people. When one SHOULD be talking about what each guy plans to do with Healthcare, Economy, and War. But let's all just make shit up, make fun of the other guy, and then spin the opponent's words. This is exactly why I am beginning to stop watching any of this shit. Especially THAT side. Like the sick fucks I work with who use the word "Fag" and "Nigger" like the word "the". Oh, and they aren't racist or homophobic they'll say. Lmfao. Sigh. I voted no. Maybe I should ask for a re-vote. No,
I gotta better idea. Can we let the south succeed like they wanted years ago? NO TRADING with them! NO HELP! Let them be their own. PERIOD. I'll gladly move. (come next year I could technically lol) See how things evolve. Who goes to shit. Who doesn't. I think that sounds fair.
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I think we could trick the south into passing every pro civil rights bill by adding "And I think fucking my family is right" into everything we want passed. The ballot would look like this:
Prop manlove Yes (And I think fucking my family is right) No (And I think fucking my family is wrong.) All of a sudden gays can get married because incest is more important to them than persecuting gays. |
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Remember seven months ago when they all hated Clint Eastwood's guts because he did a Superbowl ad that basically said, "Isn't it nice that the American car industry is starting to recover?" I do! I also remember Mitt Romney saying that we should let Detroit fail.
Fuck a civil war, I say let the assholes secede. Red states tend to take more in federal money than they pay in taxes. Let's see how long they last without being subsidized by the blue states. |
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you can think as you like, stereotypes exist, but you don't give a hoot to know my people and the words you say apply to myself, some of our favorite fellow KATGers, and the gay mountain youth i work with. there's a lot to laugh at, but you, my friend, believe it and are just being rude for shock value. carry on. we lost the war, right?
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Keith is right. By being a christian your supporting the bad things in the bible. Its like saying I disagree with the Nazis but I'll join them because they are good at uniting their community.
People say that Jesus was only about love. Now, even accepting that is true (by the way read your new testament, its not) the old testament is STILL PART OF THE BIBLE! Jesus says in Matthew 5:17 “Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil." All that crap in the old testament is part of your believes if you believe the bible is true. Christianity is not a buffet where you skip the veggies and only take the meet. Its a stir fry where its all mixed together into one dish. |
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