2139: Wet Dreams May Cum

[dannyhatch]

With Brandie Posey – Burning down the house; Sharknado 3; Pornhub’s masturbatory gadget; 2 new Bill Cosby rape victims; new NYC mohel circumcision policies; advice for visiting Israel; Is being Jewish a race?; Fanta celebrates Nazism; penis reduction surgery; Artichoke Pizza; woman shoots husband thinking he’s an intruder; Would you disown your killer child?; Chris Brown’s new baby; Pimp My Ride was fake

Guest:
Brandie Posey



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[Keith]

I failed to mention that what really bothered me the most about the Artichoke Pizza story is that less than 5 minutes earlier they recognized me as "Boss."

[invader]

Someone who is anti-Semitic isn't racist they're anti-semitic. The words aren't interchangeble. Though it would be a safe bet that someone who is anti-semitic is also racist. All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

[WSEIII]

What if somebody was anti symmetrical?

Great guest

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by invader

Someone who is anti-Semitic isn't racist they're anti-semitic. The words aren't interchangeble. Though it would be a safe bet that someone who is anti-semitic is also racist. All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

What a steaming pile of bullshit.

Of course they're racists, assuming you class the Jews as a race.

Maybe I'll get "I'm not a racist, I just hate Niggers" screenprinted onto my KKK robe.

You fucking retard.

[PsychoLoco]

The glass dream, that was all fake. Beholders are real threats in the Dungeons & Dragons universe.

[PsychoLoco]

On the "I hate Jews" disambiguation, I've gotten into discussions with several people about this because I live in Ukraine, and they have internal passports that state their citizenship and nationality. I think these are poor translations, because you can be a Ukrainian/Russian/Belorussian/Georgian/Moldovan/etc. citizen and then have a nationality of Ukrainian/Russian/Belorussian/etc., but Jewish is an accepted nationality but Christian/Muslim is not. An example would be someone born in Russia that lives in Ukraine would be a Ukrainian citizen with Russian nationality.

I think they have confused nationality with ethnicity. If you put both words into translation software, nationality will appear as a noun and ethnicity will appear as an adjective, which is not necessarily the case in English.

I first had this Jewish nationality discussion in 1995 with a Kazakhstany exchange student in Texas who insisted that Jewish was a nationality, and I insisted there was no place in the world called Jewland that I could move to and attain Jewish nationality.

I then asked a U.S. diplomat I worked with in 1997, who was Jewish, about the distinction and he said that essentially there is no other religion in the world with such long-held and closely-related ties between ethnicity and nationalism as Judaism, so Jews do not get too politically correct when it comes to making a distinction between religion, ethnicity, and nationality.

If you want to be PC, then:

• Jewish = a practitioner of Judaism from any country or ethnicity
• Hebrew = ethnic Jew that can practice any or no religion at all
• Israeli = citizen/national of the state of Israel that can practice any or no religion at all

[Scumhook]

Jews are such fucking pains in the arse.

They're fucking bastards who'll use anything to their advantage. Let's take religion and make it our nationality, and then suck baby penises while we debate how to oppress women and fuck arabs.

Everyone know that if you're anti-semetic, you hate fucking Jews. Simple as that.

Who gives a fuck if you're a Jew, a Heeb, or an Israeli? Either you're a cunt or you're not.

[Eric M]

Once in a while, my brain gets trapped in a circular thought of visualizing the logistics of something that completely grosses me out. I've passed out from this at least a dozen times in the last 5 years or so. It's happened to me when people have talked about stds particularly aids.(why I can't listen to that WMN show) It has also happened when I've gotten a deep cut that I stared at too much, and the most embarrassing time and most recent time until now is the first time I put it in a girls asshole. It was never something I had interest in but she wanted it so I tried it. It freaked me out immediately and I went to the bathroom to lie on the floor because I could feel it happening.
Toward the end of this mohel giving babies herpes story it started happening again and got kicked into overdrive when chemda reminded me that this can actually kill babies. I was driving while this was happening. I felt it coming on and immediately took the first turn into a plaza that I saw. I made it about 20 ft away from a parking spot before I felt the tunnels closing and I put my foot on the break. It was night time so there werent other cars around thankfully. I came to listening to keith talking about something else. My car was left in drive but thankfully I held my foot on the break. I don't know how long I was disassociated and didn't dare start rewinding the show to figure it out. So I could've died but didn't. That's always a rush. Thanks for the thrill katg!

[PsychoLoco]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Everyone know that if you're anti-semetic, you hate fucking Jews. Simple as that.

Not to be too semantic Scummo, but I'd hate for you to limit yourself to such a target-rich environment. Semitic refers to any speaker of Hebrew or Arabic, or to any Biblical descendant of Noah's son Shem, which includes Abraham and eventually leading to Ishmael and then Muhammad according to the Koran. So, anti-semitism can technically be applied to both Muslims, Jews, Arabic speakers, and Hebrew speakers.