2369: Block the Vote

Michael's Servant · 04-20-2016, 12:00 AM

with Anna Drezen – Panic attacks; Anakin Skywalker jailed and put in a psychiatric ward; a man builds a robotic Scarlett Johansson; dad hires ex-con to test his kids; Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s apology to Australia; what concierges think about you; voting in NYC; the American Independent Party; Hillary Clinton’s pals mentioned in the Panama Papers; Donald Trump calls 9/11 ‘7-Eleven’ and asks Pittsburgh what happened to Joe Paterno

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thirteen · 04-20-2016, 08:29 AM

"I've got a face like a tattletale"

DEAD.

ken2ts · 04-20-2016, 10:39 AM

The Astoria area was Bernie Sanders heavy. I think your team had a lot to do with it :-)

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2....7846/-73.8798

89vision · 04-20-2016, 08:46 PM

and that's why you always leave a note!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNZsWIzEhP4

ThePinkSuperhero · 04-21-2016, 07:47 AM

Funny story: I know Dirk McCall, the Hillary delegate you name-checked in your delegate joke. Made me smile to hear his name! If I still lived in Astoria and was voting Bernie, I probably would still vote Dirk for Hillary delegate just because he's cool

zappbrannigan · 04-21-2016, 12:45 PM

Don't forget, Keith: That hand has undoubtedly jerked you off, so it's like Bernie Sanders has jerked you off now!

Dean from Australia · 04-23-2016, 08:41 AM

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were required in Australia a couple of weeks ago to attend a court hearing in relation to the dogs Pistol and Boo - whom Heard failed to declare when she flew into Australia last year when Depp was filming another Pirates movie on the Gold Coast.

Their jet landed at an international airport but she didn't declare the dogs, in contravention of Australia's strict bio-security and quarantine laws.

While the whole court case was, essentially a show piece, Heard could have been fined several 10s of thousands of dollars and been jailed for upto 10 years (like that was ever gonna fucken happen).

Our Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce (look him up, he's a redneck), wanted to look all tough and take no prisoners, but he's a dickhead and he made himself look stupid.

Depp and Heard flew out of Australia pretty quickly...likely never to return.

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littlp · 05-24-2016, 02:30 PM

I read their book, How may we hate you, in two days. I loved it! Very funny while also giving some helpful tips. I highly recommend!

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2369: Block the Vote with Anna Drezen – Panic attacks; Anakin Skywalker jailed and put in a psychiatric ward; a man builds a robotic Scarlett Johansson; dad hires ex-con to test his kids; Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s apology to Australia; what concierges think about you; voting in NYC; the American Independent Party; Hillary Clinton’s pals mentioned in the Panama Papers; Donald Trump calls 9/11 ‘7-Eleven’ and asks Pittsburgh what happened to Joe Paterno Guest: Anna Drezen Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed Dean from Australia likes this. Last edited by dannyhatch; 04-20-2016 at 04:59 AM.
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04-20-2016, 10:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
ken2ts Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6	The Astoria area was Bernie Sanders heavy. I think your team had a lot to do with it :-) http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2....7846/-73.8798 therewillbesnacks likes this.
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ThePinkSuperhero Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 321	Funny story: I know Dirk McCall, the Hillary delegate you name-checked in your delegate joke. Made me smile to hear his name! If I still lived in Astoria and was voting Bernie, I probably would still vote Dirk for Hillary delegate just because he's cool
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zappbrannigan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 447	Don't forget, Keith: That hand has undoubtedly jerked you off, so it's like Bernie Sanders has jerked you off now!
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04-23-2016, 08:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Dean from Australia Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,297	Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were required in Australia a couple of weeks ago to attend a court hearing in relation to the dogs Pistol and Boo - whom Heard failed to declare when she flew into Australia last year when Depp was filming another Pirates movie on the Gold Coast. Their jet landed at an international airport but she didn't declare the dogs, in contravention of Australia's strict bio-security and quarantine laws. While the whole court case was, essentially a show piece, Heard could have been fined several 10s of thousands of dollars and been jailed for upto 10 years (like that was ever gonna fucken happen). Our Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce (look him up, he's a redneck), wanted to look all tough and take no prisoners, but he's a dickhead and he made himself look stupid. Depp and Heard flew out of Australia pretty quickly...likely never to return. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk __________________ Dean from Australia Dot Com
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,095	I read their book, How may we hate you, in two days. I loved it! Very funny while also giving some helpful tips. I highly recommend!
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