2443: But I'm a Cheerleader

Michael's Servant · 08-05-2016, 12:00 AM

with Jessica Watkins and Alex Engelbert – Cheerleading, competitive and otherwise; Alex’s dating life; short-term sobriety; Libby’s laugh defended; Newsy makes up with Keith; $5,000 Pokémon Go roaming fees; Alex’s relationship with her parents and lack of feelings; Alex’s drug-induced epileptic seizure; how to pass college; Donald Trump ejects crying baby

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Alex Engelbert

Jessica Watkins

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Jmsmittyroad · 08-05-2016, 11:20 AM

Is it time for another Keith and the girl TV episode with Libby the laugher?

Todd · 08-05-2016, 01:33 PM

I really feel like we just blew right by the part where Alex is a nanny. For children, I assume. Children whose parents I also assume want to see them actually make it to their 11 birthday.

Eric M · 08-05-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Todd

I really feel like we just blew right by the part where Alex is a nanny. For children, I assume. Children whose parents I also assume want to see them actually make it to their 11 birthday.

hopefully her clients dont listen to podcasts

My Sweaty Balls · 08-05-2016, 11:55 PM

For a drug expert how could Alex not know that Extasy and Molly are the same thing, MDMA?

Extasy originally was pretty pure MDMA, but over time has become weaker, and is cut with speed and PMA. Then Molly came out, supposedly pure MDMA. But now Molly is cut with much the same shit.

Kids - don't do shitty drugs.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-06-2016, 01:25 AM

Dean from Australia · 08-06-2016, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

For a drug expert how could Alex not know that Extasy and Molly are the same thing, MDMA?

Extasy originally was pretty pure MDMA, but over time has become weaker, and is cut with speed and PMA. Then Molly came out, supposedly pure MDMA. But now Molly is cut with much the same shit.

Kids - don't do shitty drugs.

How about kids *don't do any drugs*

Jesus fucking Wept.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-06-2016, 01:34 AM

Sure, sure

but especially don't do shitty ones.

Enunciated Piffle · 08-06-2016, 01:15 PM

Thirteen. Are you overly optimistic or just trying to mess with the poll..?

Dean from Australia · 08-07-2016, 12:54 AM

I'll put money on Alex not surviving to age 35.

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2443: But I'm a Cheerleader with Jessica Watkins and Alex Engelbert – Cheerleading, competitive and otherwise; Alex’s dating life; short-term sobriety; Libby’s laugh defended; Newsy makes up with Keith; $5,000 Pokémon Go roaming fees; Alex’s relationship with her parents and lack of feelings; Alex’s drug-induced epileptic seizure; how to pass college; Donald Trump ejects crying baby Guests: Alex Engelbert Jessica Watkins Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed Last edited by dannyhatch; 08-05-2016 at 02:46 PM.
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