2630: No Service

Michael's Servant · 05-14-2017, 09:00 PM

with Blair Socci – Comedian breakups; Chemda vs. AT&T; lost airport luggage; sex booths; Keith’s inappropriate veterinarian

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PsychoLoco · 05-15-2017, 03:50 AM

Keith nailed it with murder, and Chemda was again too self-reflective with her going insane response. With me it would have gone:

AT&T: What is your weekend plan?

Me: Tri-state killing spree. What’s your zip code?

AT&T: Excuse me?

Me: The faster you get service to my phone the faster the cops can triangulate my location. If my phone doesn’t work by the end of this call, the body count is on your conscience and there’s not a jury in this country that doesn’t have a complaint about their phone service. I am being driven insane and this will go down in history as the AT&T murders.

Keith · 05-15-2017, 05:58 AM

Her naughty smile suggested otherwise. And how does throwing a pill down a puppy's throat train them for later? Wouldn't I just throw it down their throat again?

That vet is a little pervert.

Archimedes_Screw · 05-15-2017, 07:12 AM

May I suggest Virgin mobile? When there was the latest F-5 tornado in Oklahoma Virgin gave everyone in the zip code a free month.

punk'n · 05-15-2017, 04:44 PM

DUDE. Blair was awesome! She went into the AT&T transcript perfectly. That shit was hilarious. I would love to hear more about her, please more Blair!

the_bigkahuna · 05-16-2017, 06:11 PM

Holy shit, I'm sitting in the driveway tears streaming down my face. This is fucking gold!
At&t: "What are your weekend plans?"
Keith: "Murder."

I had to pull over.

fraggle312 · 05-29-2017, 10:25 PM

My last landlord was this old Irish guy. He was over fixing my tub a few weeks before we moved out and he says something about kicking out the kids who recently moved into the 1 bedroom apt on the 1st floor. 4 people living in the apartment. That alone seems like a reasonable reason to not renew a lease. But he goes on to say that this is a "family building" and "we don't need folks like that around here" and does this weird hand gesture. He keeps going on until I realize that he is telling me that there are homosexual people living in that apartment. I guess my straight white mom-ness made him think that I was homophobic as well and would agree that we can't have "that type" in a building with children. Oh boy. I decided not to argue with the old man and just nod. He fixed my tub and we moved out. He was the type of old person who would tell you the ethnicity of everyone he was telling you a story about and it never had anything to do with the story.

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fraggle312 · 05-29-2017, 10:26 PM

Oh and Blair was fantastic. Fuck those customer service chat reps. Since when this professional to type smiley and wonky faces? Can I start putting those in work emails?

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SpareBen · 08-12-2019, 09:16 AM

One of the best episodes ever - listened back after seeing Blair pop up on Ron Funches podcast - any reason she hasn't been back?

The Girl · 08-12-2019, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SpareBen

One of the best episodes ever - listened back after seeing Blair pop up on Ron Funches podcast - any reason she hasn't been back?

She moved to LA

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PsychoLoco Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Ukraine Posts: 316	Keith nailed it with murder, and Chemda was again too self-reflective with her going insane response. With me it would have gone: AT&T: What is your weekend plan? Me: Tri-state killing spree. What’s your zip code? AT&T: Excuse me? Me: The faster you get service to my phone the faster the cops can triangulate my location. If my phone doesn’t work by the end of this call, the body count is on your conscience and there’s not a jury in this country that doesn’t have a complaint about their phone service. I am being driven insane and this will go down in history as the AT&T murders. lizsquiz and shoebootie like this. __________________
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,758	Her naughty smile suggested otherwise. And how does throwing a pill down a puppy's throat train them for later? Wouldn't I just throw it down their throat again? That vet is a little pervert. The Girl and Sparrow like this.
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	DUDE. Blair was awesome! She went into the AT&T transcript perfectly. That shit was hilarious. I would love to hear more about her, please more Blair! The Girl, starscream, Archimedes_Screw and 1 others like this.
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the_bigkahuna Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4	I'm dying Holy shit, I'm sitting in the driveway tears streaming down my face. This is fucking gold! At&t: "What are your weekend plans?" Keith: "Murder." I had to pull over. Keith, The Girl and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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05-29-2017, 10:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
fraggle312 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Bronx Posts: 68	My last landlord was this old Irish guy. He was over fixing my tub a few weeks before we moved out and he says something about kicking out the kids who recently moved into the 1 bedroom apt on the 1st floor. 4 people living in the apartment. That alone seems like a reasonable reason to not renew a lease. But he goes on to say that this is a "family building" and "we don't need folks like that around here" and does this weird hand gesture. He keeps going on until I realize that he is telling me that there are homosexual people living in that apartment. I guess my straight white mom-ness made him think that I was homophobic as well and would agree that we can't have "that type" in a building with children. Oh boy. I decided not to argue with the old man and just nod. He fixed my tub and we moved out. He was the type of old person who would tell you the ethnicity of everyone he was telling you a story about and it never had anything to do with the story. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith likes this.
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05-29-2017, 10:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
fraggle312 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Bronx Posts: 68	Oh and Blair was fantastic. Fuck those customer service chat reps. Since when this professional to type smiley and wonky faces? Can I start putting those in work emails? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith likes this.
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SpareBen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: WV Posts: 605	One of the best episodes ever - listened back after seeing Blair pop up on Ron Funches podcast - any reason she hasn't been back?
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